POTC Guess the movie

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POTC Guess the movie

Hi!
We need a game or something to liven the place up, especially since people like lovelyone and mina are back after such a long hiatus. We have to entice them to stick around. The rules of this game are simple: parody a movie using POTC characters. Someone will guess it and parody their own movie and so on. I'll go first.

(Will wakes up on the Flying Dutchman)

Will: What a day. I hope that weird bite hasn't done anything weird to me.

(Crewman comes in giving him his breakfast on a tray)

Crewman: May I say, sir, you don't look as nerdy as you usually do.

Will: Uh thanks.

(Crewman starts to drop the tray. Will shoots out a webbing from his hand and catches it)

Crewman: Good save, sir.

Will: (looks at his hand with wide eyes) Uh....whow.

Ooh! Great idea! 😄 😄 😄

Taking a wild guess here (somewhat literally) - uh...Spiderman?

Question, does it have to be a movie? Or can it be a TV series (pretty well known)?

(Jack on the Pearl in DMC when Davy comes on deck)

Ragetti: Ew, he's all slimey and nasty!

Jack: Shame on you, Ragetti! Can you not see dat you have insulted the freak?! You must tell me, who the heck are you? (playing selective memory).

Davy: I'm Davy Jones, the Sea Lord. You owe me a debt and its time to pay up.

Jack: I propose an exchange, how many souls is mine worth?

Davy: (thinks) 100 souls.

Jack: Done. Let's seal it in blood...er...ink.

(they shake hands, Davy leaves)

Jack: The plan worked! The plan worked! I'm very clever! I'm the one, baby! Come on! Time to robot! I am very clever king. I am super genius. I am robot king of the Pirate things. (*does drunk robot*) Afterall, who am I?

(looks expectantly at crew, who are silent)

Jack: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! Please feel free to bask in my glow! Ahhaha!

Welll...I tried, thats all I can say 😛

Oh man, this is fun... I can't guess it savvysparrow, and its making me feel very pop-culture unsavvy. 😉 Hints?

hm...its an animated film with cute fluffy animals 😉

donald the duck?

nope 😉

eh, ai don't know many fluffy movies :/

hmm...another hint?

aye, it's rabbits movie?

nope 😉

The film takes place (mostly) on an island

still no idea, not too much tv obsessed

oh, not a tv series, its still a movie.

Originally posted by savvysparrowluv
Ooh! Great idea! 😄 😄 😄

Taking a wild guess here (somewhat literally) - uh...Spiderman?

Question, does it have to be a movie? Or can it be a TV series (pretty well known)?

(Jack on the Pearl in DMC when Davy comes on deck)

Ragetti: Ew, he's all slimey and nasty!

Jack: Shame on you, Ragetti! Can you not see dat you have insulted the freak?! You must tell me, who the heck are you? (playing selective memory).

Davy: I'm Davy Jones, the Sea Lord. You owe me a debt and its time to pay up.

Jack: I propose an exchange, how many souls is mine worth?

Davy: (thinks) 100 souls.

Jack: Done. Let's seal it in blood...er...ink.

(they shake hands, Davy leaves)

Jack: The plan worked! The plan worked! I'm very clever! I'm the one, baby! Come on! Time to robot! I am very clever king. I am super genius. I am robot king of the Pirate things. (*does drunk robot*) Afterall, who am I?

(looks expectantly at crew, who are silent)

Jack: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! Please feel free to bask in my glow! Ahhaha!

Welll...I tried, thats all I can say 😛

Madagascar

ding ding ding, we've got ourselves a winner 😉 Give that lass a prize! 😄

thank you, thank you...

OHHH!!! hahaha... it's been a while since I saw that. 🙂 well done.

I know I didn't guess it, but I'll throw in an obvious one here just for fun. 🙂

Will: I'm not a simpleton, Jack. You knew my father!

Jack: No, Will.... I am your father.

Will: That's impossible!

Jack: Well, your mom looked so fetching with her two side-buns and all, how could I resist?

Suddenly, Elizabeth runs onto the scene.

Elizabeth: We have to blow up the Flying Dutchman! It only has one weakness. Help me, Will Turner, you're my only hope!

I have no idea... I think the first line waz from COTBP... no clue about the rest...

Star Wars, right? Now if you're looking for the specific episode, I'm shot - I'd need Jaeh to help with that one, lol

However, the post was *awesome*. 😉

savvy, i wanted no one to guess urs, coz im like when jack said "can you not see that you have insulted the freak!?" im like: MADAGASCAR!!! lol😛