Originally posted by Sifzensinril
Jack: *dancing*
Beckett: What the hell is this. My name is Lord Cutler Beckett*runs in, they start fight*
Jack: Aye
crew: *runs in and throw Beckett through the window. to Jack* did they hurt you?
Jack: Nah.
crew: so what's the problem
Jack: my reputationwell, I tried
Stardust!!! 🙂 That was a cute film.
Freaky Friday!
Liz: Goodbye, Gibbs. Don't cry. I don't want you to rust over.
Gibbs: Now I know I have a heart, because it's breaking. (starts bawling)
Liz: Aw. (moves on) Goodbye, Barbossa. I know it isn't right, but I kind of liked you better when you were an undead pirate who was trying to kill me and all my friends before you became a curmudgeon.
Barbossa: It's all been for you.
Liz (moves on to Jack): I think I'll miss you the most.
Jack: Then why aren't we getting it on?
Jack: [Slipping on kitchen floor] No Grip! No grip! No Grip!
Barbossa: Jack, less claw, more pad
Jack: Oh, okay.
[Jack zips across the room and crashes into thewall]
Jack: That huuuuurt
and i wanted to put this one in too😛(same move😛)
Jack: I've had dirt, I don't like dirt, it tastes like dirt!
i have sooooo many good quotes from this movie....thats just one i thought jack would say😛
fine...
it was over the hedge😛
okay, heres one...coz i lyk it😛
Liz: Jack?
Jack: Yeah?
Liz: You see what I'm saying?
Jack: Yep, totally.
Liz: I know he's your best friend, but you do live with him.
Jack: I know.
Liz: It's not that I don't like Will.
[Looks over at Will who is playing an arcade game]
Liz: Will, it's not that I don't like you.
Will: It's alright.
Liz: It would just be nice if we could spend a bit more time together, just the two of us. It's just with Will here, it's no wonder I want to bring my flat mates out and then that only exacerbates things.
Jack: What do you mean?
Liz: Well you guys hardly get on, do you?
Jack: No, what does exacerbate mean?
Liz: It means um, to make things worse.
Jack: Right. Well I mean, it's not that I don't like Barbossa and Tia.
[Looks over at Barbossa and Tia at the table next to them]
Jack: Guys, it's not that I don't like you.
together: It's alright.
Jack: And it's not that I don't want to spend time with you cause I do. It's just Will doesn't have too many friends.
Will: Can I get... any of you c***s... a drink?
🙂
i only changed the names...Liz is the real name tho😛