Superman Prime (emo) vs. Thanos w/ tech

Fight takes place on a deserted planetoid. No BFR, fight is to the death.

Superman Prime (formerly known as Superboy Prime) starts off fully rested and charged up, fight is on a planet near a yellow sun (equidistant to how far Earth is from our sun).

Thanos starts off with his usual assortment of gadgets and tech. This is the last incarnation of Thanos before he died from Drax (so in other words, post powerup where he was able to blast Galactus from his ship).

Who takes it?

Why do you label Superman Prime emo?

Are we supposed to list everything that's wrong with a character? If so, Thanos' list would be huge. Xbox huge and it would be freaking longer than longcat.

Originally posted by llagrok
Why do you label Superman Prime emo?

Are we supposed to list everything that's wrong with a character? If so, Thanos' list would be huge. Xbox huge and it would be freaking longer than longcat.

Originally posted by llagrok
Why do you label Superman Prime emo?

Originally posted by Galan007
Because he can be a crying little b*tch at times? ermm

You'd cry if Power Girl threatened to fry your noodles.

Originally posted by llagrok
Why do you label Superman Prime emo?

Are we supposed to list everything that's wrong with a character? If so, Thanos' list would be huge. Xbox huge and it would be freaking longer than longcat.

I refer to him as emo because in the last issue of GLC it looked like he was wearing black lipstick when he charged in on Yat / Ion.

To top it off, he does the equivilant of cutting himself, by burning a big S into his chest. Black lipstick + burning yourself to look cool = emo in my book.

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
it "distinguishes" this Superman Prime from the one from the future.

Originally posted by Galan007
Because he can be a crying little b*tch at times? ermm

Both of these also are reasons. Since Superman Prime from the DC One Million storyline has the same name, there has to be some way to distinguish the characters. Plus he cries on top of burning himself and wearing black lipstick.

Just CAll him SBP like we always have. He's a teen who's entire universe has been destroyed. He is behaving exactly like anyone of us would. And He's handling it much better than a full grown person would.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Just CAll him SBP like we always have. He's a teen who's entire universe has been destroyed. He is behaving exactly like anyone of us would. And He's handling it much better than a full grown person would.

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Originally posted by Kutulu
orly

Just imagine if not your entire world, but your family, friends, reputation, UNIVERSE didn't just die, but NEVER existed. And then you were locked up in a time bubble for billions of years as the universe was reborn over at least twice, and you were a teen. That is enough to drive anyone insane.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Just imagine if not your entire world, but your family, friends, reputation, UNIVERSE didn't just die, but NEVER existed. And then you were locked up in a time bubble for billions of years as the universe was reborn over at least twice, and you were a teen. That is enough to drive anyone insane.

So where does putting on black lipstick and cutting yourself come in? The only way he could be more emo would be by listening to Fallout Boy and changing his costume to all dark colors.

Originally posted by Kutulu
So where does putting on black lipstick and cutting yourself come in?

I've seen teens do far worse for far less.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
He's a teen who's entire universe has been destroyed. He is behaving exactly like anyone of us would. And He's handling it much better than a full grown person would.

sdurug

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
I've seen teens do far worse for far less.

Was this during your local Prometheus Society chapter gathering, after someone had trouble studying Cobham's thesis?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobham%27s_thesis

Or was it during your time at the Epimetheus Society, when one of your 160+ IQ buddies was studying up on P=NP?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%3Dnp

Originally posted by Galan007
I've never met anyone who's Universe was destroyed -- I just don't get out enough I guess.

sdurug

He probably calculated it out with his 163 IQ in between shareholder meetings for the company that he runs, since he said he's a CEO.

After all, CEO's keep such busy schedules, it's hard to find time to post in a comic book forum.

Originally posted by Kutulu
He probably calculated it out with his 163 IQ in between shareholder meetings for the company that he runs, since he said he's a CEO.

After all, CEO's keep such busy schedules, it's hard to find time to post in a comic book forum.

It's easy when you have assistants, and take a day off for a death in the family. 😉

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
It's easy when you have assistants, and take a day off for a death in the family. 😉

Wow, you seem to have a huge family, though it's numbers seem to be rapidly dwindling.

I'm disturbed that arguing SBP vs Thanos seems to take precedence over paying last respects and funeral rites.

Originally posted by Galan007
Because he can be a crying little b*tch at times? ermm

Thanos will be turning Falloutboy Prime into his new herald.