lovethemtigers
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Barbossa: How's my stoic profile look? Do you think they will notice how handsome I am despite the fact that I am once again caught between the two damn gorgeous people in this stupid trilogy! At least I will get a big paycheck when this is all over. I wonder If the Monkey is a bonus, because I've got kind of use to the little fellow glued to my shoulder like a permanent ornament.
Jack: Okay, I'm standing her only a few feet away, yet again, from the gorgeous Pirate Lady..make that Pirate King, thanks to me, and I'm trying very hard not to look her way. Mr. Gibbs will never let me hear the end of it. Maybe I could just take a quick glance. Why do I feel on fire, is she looking at me? That woman can't seem to take her eyes off me. I'd like to get a lot more than my eyes on her! Did I just say that out loud? And bloody hell, Barboosa is still around. Will I ever get to have a moment alone with Lizzy without that mutinous goat around?
Liz: How in the world, seriously, how in the world can one man be so gorgeous? I know, I know, I'm looking at him yet again, But can anyone blame me? Look at him. And guess what, just my luck stupid Ted and Terry made me marry that Whelp when I could be with this sexy pirate. Did they honestly think the women of the world would fall for this. What woman in her right mind would choose to spend her life with boring old Will Turner when she could be with Sexy Gorgeous Captain Jack Sparrow. And why in the heck is Barboosa always in my way!
Gibbs: Jack hold steady, keep looking forward, don't look at that woman. I told you women are nothing but trouble. Look what's happen to you. You let yourself get taken in by the Kracken all for the kiss of that woman. Wait, I wonder if we could somehow get her to kiss Barbossa, maybe we could get rid of him for once and for all. Everyone that woman kisses results in death!
Mr. Cotton: Why am I in this scene?
Mr. Cotton's Parrot: I wish just once that the monkey would look my way. And why don't these two just get over themselves and throw the script to the wind and go off and have hot passionate sex on the beach...before she goes off and does something stupid, like have sex on the beach with that whelpy boy that is now Slimy Git, II.
Jack the Monkey: Is it me or is that woman the hottest thing to ever walk the face of this earth. No wonder every man in this movie has at one time or another been in love with her. Do you think she is looking at me? Do you think the world would go crazy for Monkeybeth?