Barbossa: Now, this puts us in the position of having to accept Gore's terms, or he'll put the scene with the parachute back in.
Will: Where did we land on the wedding in the rain?
Jack: This isn't the notebook, you twerp.
Tia: If the chia-pet Tia scene isn't cut, I will streak at the premier.
Pintel: Tis the season to be jolly...
Ragetti: Fa-la-la-la....
Sao: Your shoulders are incredibly tense. You want I should massage them?
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Tia: If I stare into the sun for 15 more minutes, I will finally go blind and never have to blink again...
Will: Um... I don't know how to tell you this... but you have a dead bird in your hair.
Jack: So then I says to Gore, those aren't fur coats, those are the writers!!
Scarlett: Do you think this hair color is too subtle for a disney-fied whore?
Giselle: New Orbit Oceanbreeze! For all your pirate-kissing needs!
Sao: I'll give you ten dollars if you can prove to me you are actually a girl.
Elizabeth: I'll give you ten dollars if you just keep Will in that bathtub for the rest of the film...
James: Now we're both wearing tablecloths... it's like we're meant to be!
Elizabeth: I know my kisses bring death, but how can I resist a man wearing that much white fluff?
Jerry: I know we had to go with the other ending, but I snuck an extra $10,000 into the budget to film the ending Keira wanted on the side. We can sell it in five years to fans... it'll make a killing.
Jack: I don't know how I feel about full-frontal nudity...
Gore: This is all wrong!!! I said I wanted POSEIDON to magically come out of the sea and grow... not Naomie!!!
Barbossa: She does look a tad frightening...
Jack: (snore) wake me up when Gore takes off that disgusting wind breaker...
Jack: I don't know how to put this, but Barbossa's fly is unzipped.
Elizabeth: Jack, this is the third time you've tried to get me to look down there. I'm not going to.
Jack: What if I told you my fly was unzipped?
Barbossa: Should I tell Lizzie she forgot to put on her bra?
i'm sorry you guys can't see the pics I was using... here is the website, lots of good ones...
Elizabeth: You tell it like it is, Cueball.
Sao: *snaps fingers* Oh no you didn't!
Elizabeth: Pirate!
Sao: Transvestite!
Elizabeth: Bubble bath taker!
Sao: *grumble*
Background Pirate: Heh, she's hot.
Sao: You were right all along, Jack old friend. I *am* special. *happy grin*
Will: Jack! Wait up!
Jack: Wha?
Will: I finally recognized all the signs, the feelings I could pick up. *Waves hands about*
Jack: *looks confused*
Will: I broke my engagement with Elizabeth.
Jack: *brightens* Oh, so you've finally seen the light then. I suppose she's ripe for me picking so to speak, eh?
Will: I think I love you.
Jack: WTH?
Sao: Welcome to Big Poppa Sao's Pimpin' House. We've got Strumpets, Green Tea and even Sprinkles the Clown! For shizzle that izzle, word!
Strumpets: Uh...
Sao: You want summa this? Huh? Don't make me come over there, woman, I get ta whooping on botha ya'll. Mmmmmhmmm.
Elizabeth: That was just plain disgusting.
Barbossa: Don't go all high and mighty on me, missy. There is a thing called "knocking" you know.
Elizabeth: On the galley door?
Barbossa: Why not? Give a man a bit of privacy it does.
Elizabeth: *shrieks* You have a cabin! Go...do stuff...in there!
Barbossa: *mumbles* Jack said that would work....
Err...probably horrible, but I tried. Great job on all the translations, girls! I was ROFL 😛
Will: I don't know why Barbossa thinks this is gross. I'd watch Jack and Beckett kiss any day.
Tia: I want you to draw me like one of your French girls wearing this (indicates her locket)
Will: Ok.
Tia: Wearing ONLY this.
(Will looks pleased and shocked)
[it's from Titanic]
And the last one...
Elizabeth: Are you going to make me just stand here and wait?
Norrington: Wait for what?
(Elizabeth gives him a knowing look)
Norrington: Ohhhhh.
