would you rather be deaf or blind?

I'd rather be deaf.

But preferably Mute.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Deaf, then I'd still be able to read. I know there's braille and that, but I don't really like the idea of learning all over again.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Devil King
I'm not sure woman of any age would appreciate someone pinching their breasts. That would be like someone pinching your testicles. It would hurt.

They don't appreciate it....but I have seen old men in old folkies homes pinch butts and breasts of the nurses and the nurses just talk with them in a stern voice or yell at them...I have seen regular adult men do the same and get their nuts punched and or their face slapped....OLD men for the win.

When I say "pinch", I don't mean hard...more like squeeze in a gropy like fashion.

Originally posted by InnerRise
I'd rather be deaf.

But preferably Mute.

You'd still have to learn to communicate all over again through Sign Language.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

yeah but you can't really look someone in the eye when you flip them off if you are blind....now can you?

well I half deaf anyway, so I rather be deaf.

not being able to see would be awful

I would choose deafness over blindness.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Whoa whoa whoa.

That's nuts.

It's okay. When you get a little older, and actually get to touch a boobie, you'll find out they're very sensative.

Originally posted by dadudemon
When I say "pinch", I don't mean hard...more like squeeze in a gropy like fashion.

I understood. I just wouldn't tolerate anyone lightly groping my nutsack.

Enter: Gay Story.

When I first came out and started visiting the gay clubs in NYC, I would get approached and some of the gay guys would reach out and lightly cup my package. It really freaked me out; like to the point where I would stand an arms length away from people when we met. It struck me the same way as the first time I saw two dogs sniff each other's asses. (Whob or JIA or Whirly, it's not the same as dogs eating shit. -just in case that statement finds it's way back to haunt me)

Homosexual or not, that just shouldn't happen.

I would have a problem with that.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Devil King
It's okay. When you get a little older, and actually get to touch a boobie, you'll find out they're very sensative.

It was a pun. I'm female. I'm older than you. Sensitive. Other stuff.

Originally posted by Devil King

Enter: Gay Story.

Cut!

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
It was a pun. I'm female. I'm older than you. Sensitive. Other stuff.

Cut!

I knew you had a vagina! Too many V's in your name.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I used to wonder about it, as 'I love music'.

That's BS though. Blindness is too incapacitating to give a shit about music. It's not even a close choice, really.

Oh man, that's really tough.

Music is a huge part of my life, I play 4 different instruments, and sing. So going deaf would really ruin my life. However....

Not being able to see how beautiful some things are, like the people you love, or just beautiful sights......that's really tragic too.

I think I'd rather be dead, even though I could live through either one.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Stevie Wonder would disagree.

Probably.

Though I'm not Stevie Wonder.

People who choose being blind and cite music as a reason are just trying to seem like some hardcore music lover.

I am, but I recognise correct priorities. Sight first, then sound.

It's easier to make up for loss of sound than sight.

-AC

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
It was a pun. I'm female. I'm older than you. Sensitive. Other stuff.

That's gay... I prefer you as AC's little (less gay) brother.

Originally posted by Robtard
That's gay... I prefer you as AC's little (less gay) brother.

Unusual? Yes.

Gay? Yes.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
People who choose being blind and cite music as a reason are just trying to seem like some hardcore music lover.
-AC

and we all know who's job that is.

Ooooo.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Unusual? Yes.

Gay? Yes.

You being a lesbian now, will not work for me. Bad enough you're female, but having a 'liquor-license', nope, sorry.

This lie is leading me into disturbing territory.

Indeed. Just come to clean (to DK), admit you're a little kid and you've never touched a "boobie".

That or I'll continue to question you about your supposed lesbianism.