If you could be ANY inanimate object, what would it be?

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Blight Less than Newbie

If you could be ANY inanimate object, what would it be?

Eh?

silver_tears Senior Member

A photograph

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by silver_tears
A photograph
Of?

Ashestoashesjc Senior Member

Brad Pitt's dildo... (We all know he has one)

silver_tears Senior Member
Originally posted by Blight
Of?

A candid shot of people laughing and enjoying themselves and not aware of their picture being taken (I hate posed photographs)
Or a shot of the Eiffel Tower in B&W

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Brad Pitt's dildo... (We all know he has one)

LOL WUT

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Originally posted by Secretus
LOL WUT

HEY HAI

Ashestoashesjc Senior Member
Originally posted by Secretus
LOL WUT
Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by silver_tears
A candid shot of people laughing and enjoying themselves and not aware of their picture being taken (I hate posed photographs)
Or a shot of the Eiffel Tower in B&W
I do, too. That was my favorite part of One Hour Photo (hopefully you know what I'm talking about).

When I try to pose I try to just show my ugly side, only. Because I don't like trying to make myself look good in pictures... too narcisitic to me...

Ashestoashesjc Senior Member

Candid pictures turn out crappy. ESPECIALLY if you have a tendency to do embarrasing things...

kodak Party Dave

i'd be a really comfy blanket.

Scythe The Goat

My cold, diseased, flaccid, pimply, drippy penis.

Ashestoashesjc Senior Member
Originally posted by kodak
i'd be a really comfy blanket.

Nice sig remix!

Ashestoashesjc Senior Member
Originally posted by Scythe
My cold, diseased, flaccid, pimply, drippy penis.

Moon Penis Power... Make-up!

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Moon Penis Power... Make-up!

Hey, it gets more action than me.

kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Nice sig remix!
thank you. but you should really be saying it to Piggle 😛

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life
Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Nice sig remix!
Originally posted by kodak
thank you. but you should really be saying it to Piggle 😛

tip-hat

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
tip-hat
Good Job, Piggle!

I think if I were an object I would be a Thermostat..... no idea why 😐

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Blight
I think if I were an object I would be a Thermostat..... no idea why 😐

I could make a gay joke here....but I won't...

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by Scythe
I could make a gay joke here....but I won't...
Please do.