If you could be ANY inanimate object, what would it be?

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kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
tip-hat
😄

Originally posted by Scythe
I could make a gay joke here....but I won't...
😆

Scythe The Goat

I could....but I won't...

Blight Less than Newbie

please do.

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Barker

Disturbed Angel ~.:Fae:.~

I dunno what I'd want to be.. but I can imagine all guys saying they'd wanna be a dildo. haermm

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I dunno what I'd want to be.. but I can imagine all guys saying they'd wanna be a dildo. haermm
I was actually surprised no one had said that until now.

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I dunno what I'd want to be.. but I can imagine all guys saying they'd wanna be a dildo. haermm
Originally posted by Blight
I was actually surprised no one had said that until now.

Actually, I was going to say that...I would want to be my wife's dildo. 😐

(BTW, she doesn't have one.)

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by dadudemon
Actually, I was going to say that...I would want to be my wife's dildo. 😐

(BTW, she doesn't have one.)

Is this some way of saying you don't want to exist?

Are you suicidal!?!? 🙁

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by Blight
Is this some way of saying you don't want to exist?

Are you suicidal!?!? 🙁

No, the last statement was an aside note...

Disturbed Angel ~.:Fae:.~

Originally posted by Blight
I was actually surprised no one had said that until now.

haermm
Originally posted by dadudemon
Actually, I was going to say that...I would want to be my wife's dildo. 😐

(BTW, she doesn't have one.)


Well if she doesn't have one, but you still please her, then you ARE her dildo. haermm

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, the last statement was an aside note...
I know I was jes' joshin' ya'

Those last three words were cool.

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life
Originally posted by Blight
Good Job, Piggle!

Thank ya 😊

I have no idea what I would be...

I like Sil's answer of a Photograph 😊

I'd probably be a lamp..

I <3 Lamp 😐

faraday Puddin' Pop

An.. iPod!

Edit: no.. I think I wanna be... a pong ball. 😖

silver_tears Senior Member

Sexiest photograph around. vin
Possibly of piggles swank

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life
Originally posted by silver_tears
Sexiest photograph around. vin
Possibly of piggles swank

Oh you vin

NASA Restricted

a Dildo coz i'd be up in pu55y all the time

JacopeX Restricted

A bra.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Disturbed Angels Panties. 😖hifty:

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Well if she doesn't have one, but you still please her, then you ARE her dildo. haermm

True...this is such a profound statement...I never thought if that way. (I am being serious.)

Mairuzu Old School Cool

a shower