Ganondorf vs. Sephiroth, WITH A TWIST!

Started by Violent2Dope5 pages

Ganondorf vs. Sephiroth, WITH A TWIST!

This is Ganondorf(human form) fighting Seph, in a 15x15 feet adamantium cage.

The twist is, only H2H. This is different than the other thread, that was specifically a boxing match.

So, WHO WINS!?

Ganondorf wins! One good punch is all it takes

Yep. He could draw the fight out, let Seph hit him a few times for a chuckle, then snap his neck with one hand. Also, Ganon is not invulnerable in this fight, still highly durable(best feat from LoZ), whereas Seph's durability is nuthin special.

Considering the fact that Sephiroth is a punk ass girly man like Michael Jackson, and Ganon is a wise ripped old dude with pulsating biceps and pectorals, and a taste for brutal sodomy (Only gives presents, never receives) I think it's fairly safe to say that this ends with Sephiorth bent over one of those Final Fantasy motorcycles with his hair gooped up with "protein shakes" and his anus ripped and torn and bloody.

But that's just me super13

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Considering the fact that Sephiroth is a punk ass girly man like Michael Jackson, and Ganon is a wise ripped old dude with pulsating biceps and pectorals, and a taste for brutal sodomy (Only gives presents, never receives) I think it's fairly safe to say that this ends with Sephiorth bent over one of those Final Fantasy motorcycles with his hair gooped up with "protein shakes" and his anus ripped and torn and bloody.

But that's just me super13

...don't knock MJ or else. But everything else I agree with (Sephiroth being bent over on the FF motorcycle while Ganondorf shows him his sword)

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Considering the fact that Sephiroth is a punk ass girly man like Michael Jackson, and Ganon is a wise ripped old dude with pulsating biceps and pectorals, and a taste for brutal sodomy (Only gives presents, never receives) I think it's fairly safe to say that this ends with Sephiorth bent over one of those Final Fantasy motorcycles with his hair gooped up with "protein shakes" and his anus ripped and torn and bloody.

But that's just me super13

droolio Ganon is so sexy! And look at those huge feet! You know what that means. 😍

Originally posted by ESB -1138
...don't knock MJ or else. But everything else I agree with (Sephiroth being bent over on the FF motorcycle while Ganondorf shows him his sword)

As a black man I have every damn right to knock MJ. He betrayed us all. That's like telling a German or Jew to not knock Hitler.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
And look at those huge feet! You know what that means. 😍

He wears big socks!

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
As a black man I have every damn right to knock MJ. He betrayed us all. That's like telling a German or Jew to not knock Hitler.

How did he betray blacks? Because he got vitiligo? And you're comparing MJ (someone who sings and dances) to Hitler who killed millions of Jews?

Originally posted by ESB -1138
He wears big socks!
No, it means he has a 16" salami penis! droolio

Originally posted by ESB -1138
How did he betray blacks? Because he got vitiligo? And you're comparing MJ (someone who sings and dances) to Hitler who killed millions of Jews?

He betrayed blacks with his decision to go pearly white on us all 😬

Though I don't know for sure still wither he has a disease or just bleached himself.

And as far as the black community is concerned.. yes. Comparing MJ to Hitler is perfectly acceptable.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
He betrayed blacks with his decision to go pearly white on us all 😬

Though I don't know for sure still wither he has a disease or just bleached himself.

And as far as the black community is concerned.. yes. Comparing MJ to Hitler is perfectly acceptable.

Ummm...he also molestered chillin'. 😬

Nah he didn't. Like OJ, I think he's just set up. Besides that last kid's case was so disghustingly sh*tty, he just wanted the money.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Nah he didn't. Like OJ, I think he's just set up. Besides that last kid's case was so disghustingly sh*tty, he just wanted the money.
I'll admit the last one was bullshit, but you betta believe he molestered sum chillin'. Also, OJ DEFINATELY did it.

This is off topic tho.

There's no conclusive proof stating OJ did it.

And yes.. we digress.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I will be profiling this for future use.

Of course you will.

I've posted that pic before, if V2D remembers...I think he was the one who responded to it a long while back, or was it someone else...

Anyway, Seph has my vote for this one.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Ummm...he also molestered chillin'. 😬

I'm sorry judge what was the verdict? Not guilty? Okay just checking.