Ganondorf vs. Sephiroth, WITH A TWIST!

Started by Remindme5 pages

I find it amusing of what you have to resort to in order to get a Ganon beating Sephiroth match.

Originally posted by Remindme
I find it amusing of what you have to resort to in order to get a Ganon beating Sephiroth match.
Ganon beats Seph in a normal fight too, so yeah.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Ganon beats Seph in a normal fight too, so yeah.

that's news to me

Originally posted by Remindme
that's news to me
Not to me. Turns Seph into bodiless soul ftw.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Considering the fact that Sephiroth is a punk ass girly man like Michael Jackson, and Ganon is a wise ripped old dude with pulsating biceps and pectorals, and a taste for brutal sodomy (Only gives presents, never receives) I think it's fairly safe to say that this ends with Sephiorth bent over one of those Final Fantasy motorcycles with his hair gooped up with "protein shakes" and his anus ripped and torn and bloody.

But that's just me super13

Yuck.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Not to me. Turns Seph into bodiless soul ftw.

reeeeeaaaaaaaally? Meh Sephi is way faster, Ganon is sliced into sushi

Originally posted by Remindme
reeeeeaaaaaaaally? Meh Sephi is way faster, Ganon is sliced into sushi
Before or after he is turned into a bodiless or powerless soul?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Before or after he is turned into a bodiless or powerless soul?

Because it's so easy to attack his soul, isn't it? Just ask the Lifestream... The same one composed of millions and millions of consciousness and souls, and that tried to dillute his soul(after he fell in the Nibel Mako reactor) but failed miserably, because of his plot-device willpower.

Don't get me wrong V2D, but you are remembering me of Nikkolas. For some reason, you are allway against Sephiroth.

Originally posted by SHM
Because it's so easy to attack his soul, isn't it? Just ask the Lifestream... The same one composed of millions and millions of consciousness and souls, and that tried to dillute his soul(after he fell in the Nibel Mako reactor) but [B]failed miserably, because of his plot-device willpower.

Don't get me wrong V2D, but you are remembering me of Nikkolas. For some reason, you are allway against Sephiroth. [/B]

It doesn't attack his soul. It destroys the body, so he is nothing but a soul.

Like when I said Seph would beat Samus? Like when I said Seph would beat Gouki? I am not a Seph hater, I actually like Seph.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
It doesn't attack his soul. It destroys the body, so he is nothing but a soul.

From what I heard, this is the power of the Light Spirits, not Ganondorf. And Seph is at least, in Chaos Vincent and Omega Weiss' level. They are too fast for Ganondorf. He is practically a statue to them.

Like when I said Seph would beat Samus? Like when I said Seph would beat Gouki? I am not a Seph hater, I actually like Seph.

My bad.

Originally posted by SHM
From what I heard, this is the power of the Light Spirits, not Ganondorf. And Seph is at least, in Chaos Vincent and Omega Weiss' level. They are too fast for Ganondorf. He is practically a statue to them.

My bad.

1. No, ESB is mistaken I'm afraid. The presence of the Light Spirits just don't allow Ganon or Zant to use that power, they have to be subdued first.

2. It's a'ight.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
1. No, ESB is mistaken I'm afraid. The presence of the Light Spirits just don't allow Ganon or Zant to use that power, they have to be subdued first.

Proof on your part?

Just so we're clear, at the scene of Ganondorf's failed execution in Twilight Princess, he doesn't punch the sage in the face. He crushes his head with his hand. It's even manlier than you all think!

...He didn't crush his head to my rememberance, you sure about this?

revived ftl 😬
now we're gonna have another

FANBOI!!!
NO U!!!
NO U NOOB!!!112121

thing all over again 🙁

Shut up Mel.

no u!

Only if I get a hug.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Considering the fact that Sephiroth is a punk ass girly man like Michael Jackson, and Ganon is a wise ripped old dude with pulsating biceps and pectorals, and a taste for brutal sodomy (Only gives presents, never receives) I think it's fairly safe to say that this ends with Sephiorth bent over one of those Final Fantasy motorcycles with his hair gooped up with "protein shakes" and his anus ripped and torn and bloody.

But that's just me super13

I sense a man-crush.

Anyway, we can really only assume the level of Sephiroth's abilities in Hand-to-Hand, whereas Ganondorf has shown at least a few feats with his bare hands. For example, one slam to the ground leveled the floor and caused it to crumble (OOT boss fight), and in TP with a single punch (after a presumably super-fast dash), he reduced the water sage to vapor and a mask.

Ganondorf also has at least a couple of speed feats on his side (in WW he apppeared right in front of Link almost instantaneously and immeadiately wailed on him, as well as his attack on the Water Sage in TP as I mentioned earlier), and some supernatural feats as well, such as banishing Phantom Ganon, who was in the Forest Temple, to the "gap between dimensions" while off-screen and presumably in his castle, and even when he was banished in the Twilight Realm, he managed to draw upon the power of the Twili to assume a new God-esque form which helped him reach out to the Realm of Light. I don't care how many spells Sephiroth holds back within the center of the earth, I've yet to see his powers transcend dimensions the same way Ganondorf does. Ganondorf wins in both this case, and in a no-holds-barred fight.