Thor vs Darkseid

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Thor vs Darkseid

Current versions minus the ale, who wins?

TricksterPriest Renegade Timelord

Re: Thor vs Darkseid

Originally posted by quanchi112
Current versions minus the ale, who wins?

Even with the assraping DC is giving him, he's more than powerful enough to make this spite. 👇

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Thor would beat Ds. Ds has no credibility anymore. If Batman can make him bleed Thor is going to rape his ass.

Hazsekswthurmom African nipple cobra

Originally posted by quanchi112
Thor would beat Ds. Ds has no credibility anymore. If Batman can make him bleed Thor is going to rape his ass.
Batman>>>everything.

Crease Who cares...

Darkseid in a TKO...I'd would've loved to see RKT go at him though...

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Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Batman>>>everything.
Nah.

Batman>Ds's jaw.

UniOmni Outrageously Dickish

Thor either absorbs, or deflects the OE, and simply hammers him across the face with Mjnollir.

Either way, the Thundergod wins.

Damn, Darkseid is a pussy.

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Originally posted by UniOmni
Thor either absorbs, or deflects the OE, and simply hammers him across the face with Mjnollir.

Either way, the Thundergod wins.

Damn, Darkseid is a pussy.

He really is. I thought they were going to build him up but hes really sad now. A lot of the shit comes from superman/batman.

Hazsekswthurmom African nipple cobra

Originally posted by quanchi112
Batman>>>everything.
Yep

But seriously, that was a weak Ds and it occured in Supercrap and Batguano....you know, the comic book known for it's crappiness?

nvrbeenwthagirl Restricted

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Yep

But seriously, that was a weak Ds and it occured in Supercrap and Batguano....you know, the comic book known for it's crappiness?

The same book that has batman holding highfather's staff, bataranging doomsday clones, Superman heat visioning despero, and more. It is a wank fest crapola fest that will likely be retconned. By the way have you seen the cover of Febs countdown? DS is about to do some mean shit.

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Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Yep

But seriously, that was a weak Ds and it occured in Supercrap and Batguano....you know, the comic book known for it's crappiness?

Well it isnt jeph loeb and its canon. Ill even agree it does get silly.

I hope you dont start getting all immature again and start changing what I said.

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Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
The same book that has batman holding highfather's staff, bataranging doomsday clones, Superman heat visioning despero, and more. It is a wank fest crapola fest that will likely be retconned. By the way have you seen the cover of Febs countdown? DS is about to do some mean shit.
I hope so. But it still wont save his rep. The damage is done outside a retcon.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
I hope so. But it still wont save his rep. The damage is done outside a retcon.
please. don't. post. to. me. ever. unless. I. address. you. first. k. Thanks.

Hazsekswthurmom African nipple cobra

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
The same book that has batman holding highfather's staff, bataranging doomsday clones, Superman heat visioning despero, and more. It is a wank fest crapola fest that will likely be retconned. By the way have you seen the cover of Febs countdown? DS is about to do some mean shit.
Exactly, the anyone who takes that story seriously has ZERO respect for comics. I mean, why does it suprise people that Batman phased Ds? In a story that shitty, it was bound to happen.

nvrbeenwthagirl Restricted
Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Exactly, the anyone who takes that story seriously has [b]ZERO respect for comics. I mean, why does it suprise people that Batman phased Ds? In a story that shitty, it was bound to happen. [/B]

Superman actually lived inside the source. What in THE world. LMAO.

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Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
please. don't. post. to. me. ever. unless. I. address. you. first. k. Thanks.
I can post whoeevr I want whenever I want. K. Thanks.

🙂

Dont be mad at me becuz dc is screwing Ds over.

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Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Superman actually lived inside the source. What in THE world. LMAO.
Its canon.

Hazsekswthurmom African nipple cobra

Originally posted by quanchi112
I eat my own poop.
😘

Yeah, I know it's not Jeph Loeb, but even outside of his influence it fails on so many levels. So what if Seid looks like crap in that story, cause you know.....the story is crap....

I hope you don't take that showing seriously. It makes Naked gun look like the Godfather.

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Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
😘

Yeah, I know it's not Jeph Loeb, but even outside of his influence it fails on so many levels. So what if Seid looks like crap in that story, cause you know.....the story is crap....

I hope you don't take that showing seriously. It makes Naked gun look like the Godfather.

Starking what happened to just sitting back and being a spectator. Now come on and lets act mature. So I wonder if Batman could beat ds without his omega powers.

Hmmm thats a good idea for a thread.

Hazsekswthurmom African nipple cobra

Originally posted by quanchi112
Its canon.
Why do you keep on saying that? Who gives a flying fuck if it's canon, it's garbage that discounts past continuity and should banished from this plain of existance.