Last time you had sex...........

Started by Bardock425 pages

Originally posted by Maverick80
I----don't.

How was it?

It was shit. As always with you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It was shit. As always with you.

It was shit because you have no idea what you're doing.

The 3rd chick in your siganture looks like you.

Originally posted by Maverick80
It was shit because you have no idea what you're doing.

The 3rd chick in your siganture looks like you.

T-thanks.

Originally posted by Bardock42
T-thanks.

Sorry for the awkward moment there. I'm sick today - not in my right mind.

Originally posted by Maverick80
Sorry for the awkward moment there. I'm sick today - not in my right mind.
You are sick everyday 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are sick everyday 😖hifty:

Ye-es. But today is in the 'STD flaring up' kind of way. Not the 'strip me whip me make me bleed - kinky sex is what I need' kind of way.

Originally posted by Maverick80
Ye-es. But today is in the 'STD flaring up' kind of way. Not the 'strip me whip me make me bleed - kinky sex is what I need' kind of way.
Oh

Well

I don't like you then.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh

Well

I don't like you then.

Liar.

You lurve me.

On a completely unrelated topic, it's snowing.

Originally posted by Maverick80
Liar.

You lurve me.

On a completely unrelated topic, it's snowing.

I am not sure whether I like snow.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am not sure whether I like snow.

Whenever I put snow on my nipples you call them your 'snowcones'.

Sancturay's not going to be happy...

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Sancturay's not going to be happy...

Why?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Sancturay's not going to be happy...

Pfft. Are you kidding? She's in the background taking pictures.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why?
Originally posted by Maverick80
Whenever I put snow on my nipples you call them your 'snowcones'.

Originally posted by Maverick80
Liar.

You lurve me.

Originally posted by Maverick80
Pfft. Are you kidding? She's in the background taking pictures.

🙁

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
🙁

petpet Buck up lil camper, it's nothing to be sad about.

Originally posted by Maverick80
petpet Buck up lil camper, it's nothing to be sad about.

Oh shit, I forgot you were male for the second time oh

lawl, my mind is going

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Oh shit, I forgot you were male for the second time oh

lawl, my mind is going

😒 This is getting to be a problem

Originally posted by Maverick80
😒 This is getting to be a problem

😄 Don't expect it to be last time my friend, I'm sure it will happen again 😄

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
😄 Don't expect it to be last time my friend, I'm sure it will happen again 😄

Let's be clear hmm? I'm not a female. I am a male. I am not homosexual either, despite my previous posts.

Try to stay with the program eh? Wot Wot?

Originally posted by Maverick80
Let's be clear hmm? I'm not a female. I am a male. I am not homosexual either, despite my previous posts.

Try to stay with the program eh? Wot Wot?

I'll try harder in future, lol. 😬