Last time you had sex...........

Started by Maverick805 pages

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Because only one person ever called me Shelfish.. and he hasnt been here.. he also used to call me that Shelapant name as well...

Shells is fine.

Can't have been a very nice fella to call someone a name like that, can he?

Originally posted by Bardock42
What about Shelosaurus?

I wish I was funny disgust

From what people tell me, you're the funniest person alive.

Oh wait, that's what YOU told me.

Originally posted by Maverick80
Ahoy hoy, Foxster.

I like that name haermm

Originally posted by Maverick80
From what people tell me, you're the funniest person alive.

Oh wait, that's what YOU told me.

That must mean it's true. Thanks, I never looked at it that way.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I like that name haermm

Then I'll call you Rupert.

Originally posted by Bardock42
That must mean it's true. Thanks, I never looked at it that way.

Not a problem, Jesus.

Originally posted by Maverick80
Then I'll call you Rupert.

...Rupert is fine too.

I will call you Margeret.

[QUOTE=]Originally posted by Maverick80
Can't have been a very nice fella to call someone a name like that, can he? [/QUOTE] He is one of the best actually. 😛

[QUOTE=]Originally posted by Bardock42
What about Shelosaurus?

I wish I was funny disgust [/QUOTE] 😂 😐 😂

😛

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
...Rupert is fine too.

I will call you Margeret.

Well who the holy hell told you my real name? *glares at Bardock*

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
[QUOTE=]Originally posted by Maverick80
[B]Can't have been a very nice fella to call someone a name like that, can he?
He is one of the best actually. 😛

[QUOTE=]Originally posted by Bardock42
What about Shelosaurus?

I wish I was funny disgust [/QUOTE] 😂 😐 😂

😛 [/B][/QUOTE]

*shrugs* If you say so.

Originally posted by Maverick80
Well who the holy hell told you my real name? *glares at Bardock*

To be fair, I'm God. No questions. Only prayers.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
To be fair, I'm God. No questions. Only prayers.

Sorry, I am a sworn devotee of the Church of Bardock.

Originally posted by Maverick80
Sorry, I am a sworn devotee of the Church of Bardock.

Good choice, to be fair.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Good choice, to be fair.

Yes...yes it is.

leftright

I am being held by him against my will. Call the police.

All Hail Bardock.

Originally posted by Maverick80
Yes...yes it is.

leftright

I am being held by him against my will. Call the police.

All Hail Bardock.

Well, you look like you're having fun there... I'll just be going...

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Well, you look like you're having fun there... I'll just be going...

Heh heh....you...no..you want to stay. I'll get you some pudding.

please help - he's sadistic and cruel

🙂 Bardock is all powerful.

Originally posted by Maverick80
Heh heh....you...no..you want to stay. I'll get you some pudding.

please help - he's sadistic and cruel

🙂 Bardock is all powerful.

Pudding eh? Sounds good. What's those noises I hear?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Pudding eh? Sounds good. What's those noises I hear?

Hahaha...oh, that's nothing.

cry
it's his chainsaw with the dildo attached to the end of it.

More pudding?

run! get help.

😗

Originally posted by Maverick80
Hahaha...oh, that's nothing.

cry
it's his chainsaw with the dildo attached to the end of it.

More pudding?

run! get help.

😗

I'm okay, I need to get going... have fun with ol' Bardock...

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I'm okay, I need to get going... have fun with ol' Bardock...

crybaby