Underwater Tavern - Reprise bar

Started by finti1,656 pages

you are still a girl Lara, and axe is a Viking tool

sexist pig! *humpft*

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whos the doctor for?

Well...it's either a psychiatrist...in which case it's 4 us all... or it's physio..then it's just for queeq

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Lara is pretty strong Finti.

*Whispers*
Pretty strong smelling anyway! 😛

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😂 ur SO mean😄jk.

She doesn't smell that bad...

*holds nose* 😄

"My dog doesn't have a nose"

"how does it smell?"

"awful I haven't bathed him for a month"

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Man goes to the doctor...

- It hurts when I touch here *touches his nose* ouch!, it hurts when I touch here *touches chest* ouch!, it also hurts when I touch here *touches leg* ouch!, whats wrong with me doc?

- Simple, you've broke your finger. 😄

groan 🙂

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I need a major drink to recover from that joke.

joke?

Someone at work told me one today actually....

- Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

- Because they're ugly and they stink.

I like that one, here let me buy you a drink.

Why, thank you! 😄

Let me reciprocate, have a turbo shandy on me.

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