I beat the shit out of Bruce Willis today

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Secretus Restricted

Originally posted by FoxMeister
He cant talk right now... he has a face full of my cock'n'balls and hes wearing a mask, which in turn restricts his breathing to only his eyesballs and ears...

And anus 😐

Edit: Minus the anus... That ones currenly Occupado... Kram3r came...😐

You sick bastard.

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Dignity?
His "Peace"

FoxMeister Tank

Originally posted by Secretus
You sick bastard.

Hows that kid? Still breathing or has it been suffocated by your john by now?

I hope you lured it with the sweets

Originally posted by Blight
His "Peace"

😐

Blight Less than Newbie

Bruce Willis isn't all he's cracked up to be. One shot to the Mouth and that bitch goes down. mmm

FoxMeister Tank

He wasnt even alive in the Sixth Sense... he was dead all a---long

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Hows that kid? Still breathing or has it been suffocated by your john by now?

Which one?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
I hope you lured it with the sweets

Video games work the best.

FoxMeister Tank

That kid with the brown (possibly yellowy by now)

And i agree. You'd lure me with video games. But only with the right ones

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by FoxMeister
That kid with the brown (possibly yellowy by now)

I dyed his hair white.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
And i agree. You'd lure me with video games. But only with the right ones

It works great as a bribe.

"It'll always be our little secret."

FoxMeister Tank

"Dont tell your mommy" herbeyes

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Blight
Bruce Willis isn't all he's cracked up to be. One shot to the Mouth and that b[b]itch goes down. mmm [/B]
My dick in your mouth and you'd be down.

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
My dick in your mouth and you'd be down.

"The toothpick of death."

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Secretus
"The horsedick of death."
Fixed.

Secretus Restricted

haermm

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Secretus
haermm
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Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Secretus
"The toothpick of death."
thread the needle?

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
My dick in your mouth and you'd be down.
You couldn't take Bruce Willis... how do you think you'd take me mmm

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Blight
You couldn't take Bruce Willis... how do you think you'd take me mmm
just like two tylenol.

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
just like two tylenol.
You'd swallow me whole? How big are you? mmm

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Blight
You'd swallow me whole? How big are you? mmm
not me, you silly cracka.

Reverend Axel Cummin Soon

I slapped Kram3r's meat pie with my sausage roll.