I beat the shit out of Bruce Willis today

Started by Blight3 pages

Bruce Willis is crying right now.

Originally posted by Blight
Bruce Willis is crying right now.

Oh, I'm sure he is with all his millions.

Right to the bank.

I beat up Mariln Monroe today.

Punk ass ******!

Re: I beat the shit out of Bruce Willis today

Originally posted by Blight
Punk Bifirsttch mmm

I got the shit beat out of me by Bruce Lee's corpse today

Originally posted by Blight
You couldn't take Bruce Willis... how do you think you'd take me mmm
By crushing you with the weight of my balls foo!

Do you have balls of fleshy sacrifice like mine? My balls are so powerful, the sun would get crushed by their weight! Do your balls pulsate with the power of a thousand moons like mine!? DO THEY!?

*chuckle*

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
By crushing you with the weight of my balls foo!

Do you have balls of fleshy sacrifice like mine? My balls are so powerful, the sun would get crushed by their weight! Do your balls pulsate with the power of a thousand moons like mine!? DO THEY!?

Yes mmm

Originally posted by Blight
Yes mmm
No. mmm

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No. mmm
Yus mmm

Originally posted by Blight
Yus mmm
Noe. mmm

i beat the shit outta all o' youze..cause you niggaz ain't got nothin' on me!!!

I beat the shit out of my dick last night.

Doesn't mean of gonna make a thread about it ..

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i beat the shit outta all o' youze..cause you niggaz ain't got nothin' on me!!!
Nigga please.

Re: I beat the shit out of Bruce Willis today

Originally posted by Blight
Punk Bifirsttch mmm

So:

Blight >> Bruce Willis >>>>>>> Armageddon.

Congratulations. You're nearly as powerful as God.

Re: Re: I beat the shit out of Bruce Willis today

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
So:

Blight >> Bruce Willis >>>>>>> Armageddon.

Congratulations. You're nearly as powerful as God.

Lies, he shall never be on my level.

Re: Re: Re: I beat the shit out of Bruce Willis today

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Lies, he shall never be on my level.

Tell us how the Judge tasted.

Re: Re: Re: Re: I beat the shit out of Bruce Willis today

Originally posted by Secretus
Tell us how the Judge tasted.
Like a rotted piece of long decayed shit , with a side of cherry.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I beat the shit out of Bruce Willis today

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Like a rotted piece of long decayed shit , with a side of cherry.

I knew you popped his cherry.

Congrats.

Originally posted by Secretus
Oh, I'm sure he is with all his millions.

Right to the bank.

Nuh Uh. I took his lunch money.

Re: Re: I beat the shit out of Bruce Willis today

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
So:

Blight >> Bruce Willis >>>>>>> Armageddon.

Congratulations. You're nearly as powerful as God.

Lol, they think he's white.

Good luck with that.