Indys death

Started by roughrider53 pages
Originally posted by Kazenji
Should've got Lawrence Kasdan back to write that last movie He wrote Raiders Of The Lost Ark along with of course........Mr Lucas.

Lawrence Kasdan's career still hasn't rebounded since Wyatt Earp bombed on arrival in 1994 (beginning of the slide down for Kevin Costner there.) He's directed only three films since, including Stephen King's Dreamcatcher 😘 George Lucas didn't bring him in as a co-writer on the Star Wars prequels because "Larry's busy these days." Really?

But, the turnaround may be coming next year, with him scripting the new Clash Of The Titans remake.

His turnaround could have been Indy IV though, couldn't it..?

as I said, if it is a bad script, Indy will pwn their asses. He did, and they STILL f***ed up the script.

Nah. He couldnt.

They as good as killed him in IV. He aint kicking anyones arse now. Unless they let him/help him off of his walkerframe first..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Unless they let him/help him off of his walkerframe first..
Indy has no walker, Indy needs no walker. He is like, what, 65 is Indy 4? He can do all that treasure hunting crap at that age, he will NEVER need a walker. Wouldnt be suprised if in Indy 4, they make him like, 90 and then he goes to Europe "Hey, savages! give me back my dentures!" or something like that, they butcher the script. But Indy will come out of the Raiders of the lost Ark, or The Last Crusade script to pwn them.

Originally posted by regina414
True. I only like to see Indy retire. That's all!

Maybe have him go on one last quest after he's retired, and disappear. His son would take it upon himself to find his dad.

nah, be to family friendly then

Doesn't have too be.

His osn trying to find his dad? Yeah, that sounds more like some piece of s*** parents watch with their 8 year old children. Make it more like, he disappears and is found in the last 1.4 of the movie. Name how it couldnt be family friendly.

Originally posted by Incanus
Indy has no walker, Indy needs no walker. He is like, what, 65 is Indy 4? He can do all that treasure hunting crap at that age, he will NEVER need a walker. Wouldnt be suprised if in Indy 4, they make him like, 90 and then he goes to Europe "Hey, savages! give me back my dentures!" or something like that, they butcher the script. But Indy will come out of the Raiders of the lost Ark, or The Last Crusade script to pwn them.

Well he has aged considerably.

They make a big point of it all the way through.

Hed problably be dead at the beginning if those Russian Drivers werent held back by a bit of script saying "Russian warehouse drivers are stunned as Indy crashes through the windshield - They wait ages for him to deliver his 'Im getting too old for this shit' instead of just shooting or stabbing him." 😛

I repeat: Indy ahs no walker, Indy needs no walker. He will pull out his whip, take their guns, and shott them. Then, he will proceed to stab the corpses with knives. Then, he will go get some pudding.

Ok

Originally posted by Incanus
I repeat: Indy ahs no walker, Indy needs no walker. He will pull out his whip, take their guns, and shott them. Then, he will proceed to stab the corpses with knives. Then, he will go get some pudding.
lol pudding??? 😆

Spaced reference?

No. Old people tend to like puding. Escpecially chocolate pudding 🙂

oh ok, so he kills everybody, then goes back to his life at the old folks home.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well he has aged considerably.

They make a big point of it all the way through.

Hed problably be dead at the beginning if those Russian Drivers werent held back by a bit of script saying "Russian warehouse drivers are stunned as Indy crashes through the windshield - They wait ages for him to deliver his 'Im getting too old for this shit' instead of just shooting or stabbing him." 😛

Where did the loine: "Oh my back" go?

Saved for the sequel, no doubt. 😖hifty:

And then: "Oh my teeth", "Oh, my walker" and the classic "Oh my pills..."

Indiana Jones and the lost ability to not have to piss three times a night..?