Indys death

Started by Sadako of Girth53 pages

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Yes, thats a twisted vision indeed, Cado.

I suggest that with your abilities to pull something that horrifying out of your mind, that you become the world's new number 1 horror writer.

Even Stephen King in full-on, back-in-the-day-form, wouldnt have scared me like you just did with that nightmare vision.

you're right. i could become the worlds greatest horror writer...i'll tell stories of secret nazi organisations trying to find artifacts of great significance, and stories of gophers, and surviving nuclear explosions in lead lined fridges.

Horrifying.

I know, why dont we send it to Spielberg's people on April 1st, witha fake approved stamp on it.......its a harmless joke, and they'll realise.......they're WAY too smart to release a movie that terrifying...

...I mean they're the people behind the 1st three! They only produce gold.

*Sniff's*

There is a smell... It smell like a shit.

You're joke won't work, Sadako. These guys know quality, they'd know it's fake right away. You have to be completely out of your crystal skull to even consider producing that.

Sadako has a crystal skull?........i thought it was made of jade.

Originally posted by queeq
You're joke won't work, Sadako. These guys know quality, they'd know it's fake right away. You have to be completely out of your crystal skull to even consider producing that.

Hmm, Indy puns aye?

Hahahaha yes. Thats the irony.

I just hate the way us crystalskullians are portayed so inaccurately and tritely onscreen.

kinda looks like your head got crushed in a door

It did. ✅

Originally posted by Kazenji
Sadako has a crystal skull?........i thought it was made of jade.

Actually, it's only quartz.

But still pretty crystally by any standards...

and good for keeping time

If only it would work.

Ha. Thats very true, it explains why I synch well with metronomes.

Jerome Jerome the Metronome.

His skull was made of quartz-ed bone.

That sounds rather convenient.

sounds like some form of sick augmentation, a bit like wolverine, but less indestructible...

Indeed. The power to headbutt through bus shelters at will.

The strength to chip diamond.

The ability to groove in 13/8. 😛