Indys death

Started by queeq53 pages
Originally posted by CadoAngelus
the gophers could prove to be a satisfying climax

Especially in 3D.

Especially when Indy stamps on one so hard that it's guts fly straight out of it's arsehole all at the audience.

And everybody cheers.

Maybe the ushers at the auditorium could lightly spray corn syrup on the crowd at exactly the same time each showing as a gimmick for making your really get to feel the spray of guts, ass and intenstinal fluids.

And the genius of GL and SS's love of mirroring and foreshadowing, they could do that later in the movie too when Mutt is shot into the heart of a sun and oblitorated and burned over like 5 mins.. the ushers could jack up inferred bulbs at the back of the cinema to simulate the heat during that scene while the spray is again used.

Loud surround, 3D visuals, AND tactile simulation.

Maybe Bay can direct...

**** NO!!!!!!!!!

We need this to be GOOD...!!!!! 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Maybe the ushers at the auditorium could lightly spray corn syrup on the crowd at exactly the same time each showing as a gimmick for making your really get to feel the spray of guts, ass and intenstinal fluids.

And the genius of GL and SS's love of mirroring and foreshadowing, they could do that later in the movie too when Mutt is shot into the heart of a sun and oblitorated and burned over like 5 mins.. the ushers could jack up inferred bulbs at the back of the cinema to simulate the heat during that scene while the spray is again used.

Loud surround, 3D visuals, AND tactile simulation.

And for the eternal anal raping from the fiery wrath demon, every cinema due to air it could employ an incontinent old man to unload himself right at the point the demon pulls out...mmm, realistic

ROFLMAO Thatd simulate Mutts crying, screaming and pissing and shitting himself as his is violated very nicely. See if the old guy can manage soon blood with the piss and shit.....

THat can be arranged...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
**** NO!!!!!!!!!

We need this to be GOOD...!!!!! 😛

Oh, you could have fooled me...

Mutt Jones being killed off as well as all those gopher deaths, how can it fail?

Good point... but err... don't we need him to seriously explode??? Maybe Bay can do second unit...

lol...

"Hey, MICHAEL BAY!!! Yeah. You interested in directing a scene of a movie...with one explosion in it?"

LOLZ 😂

Could he be that disciplined? 😛

Hmmm... we could try.

Maybe it makes it easier for us if we say: you get to direct ONE scene with explosions in it... That way we're safe... I think.

Yes as long as he gets his 100% scene-to-boom quota he's happy.

All I hope we get to see what the scene is about without the explosions cldouing it all. And we do give a him very gentle romantic scene ya know...

Well it wouldn't look romantic in high speed 360 shots all the time.

Let him have his moment... on second thought, let's not.

.....ever again. lol

Indeed.