Indys death

You better... the Azurris sicked. And we are happy, since the Dutch were about to face them. Now all the difficult teams can battle it out for the next two roundsand we can smoothly sail down to the semi-finals... I hope.... *shudder*

I was surprised when England actually managed to get a score higher than the other team too. Apparently we never lose if we were the Red kit...which is sort of an incentive to use the red kit all the time, but obviously someone doesn't think we need luck - Capella.

Red kit?

Yes: The red variation of the regular England strip.

We wore it in 1966 against the Germaniacs and wore it the other day...
Those f***ers should all sleep, shit and play in those strips now til the end of the competition without washing them.
(Our players'd stink so bad then, that no one would want to get within tackling range through fear of vomming immediately on the pitch.)

Ah that one.... Sounds like a great strategy. Better call Fabio before you're up against the jerries.

That be tommorrow: Not much time with which to accumalate said stinkage...

Roll in a field of cows and sleep in them...that should get 'em ponging a bit

Keep 'em running all day in the heat... a touch of cow dung and a gentle stroll through the town ships... and they're ready to go.

Well looks like the shit smells came out in force...
...the flies buzzing round our defending skills should be the subtle indicator as to where they stank forth from.

Me and some mates might as well have gone out and played instead of most of our players.

Our boys played like c***s after that disallowed goal and Gentlemen, I am forced now to get very very drunk.

I agree. That match was an utter disappointment.

As soon as that blatent goal was disallowed the team just gave up. And when the 3rd Germany goal was scored we might as well have walked off the pitch with that attitude...disgraceful

It was truely excrementicious.

But Germany did look well... they played like the Dutch used to. And we now play as the Germans used to... What happened? Well, maybe we win this time... 😉

Lol, at least you seem to have a better chance than we did.

So far, yes. Against lesser gods in the football pantheon. The real test is Friday - against Brazil. If we win that, I expect the world cup to come to Amsterdam.

Yes. That would be impressive.

Proof postive that a nation of Weed tolorant people (The dutch) play better than the beer swilling players under oppressive anti-weed governments (in order of KO: (The French....The Italians...The Brits).

Plus orange is meant to be a pretty lucky colour...

When was that? The only time it worked as such was in 1988...

Like Red for us in 1966.

Whats with the eleven numbers?

Well, looks like we're heading to the final. Bye bye canaries...

Congratulations so far.

Yup...