Originally posted by Matroshka
Desmond grinned " what the hell ?" He said to himself. This guy looked creepier than the last one. He looked around to see other peoples reactions. Same as him , stunned. What could this guy possibly have instored for them. He sat back and relaxed to see what this mans rules would be.
"I have snuk both in and out of the most advanced prisons in the kingdom. I have stolen items that is impossible to steal and I have climed places that is unclimbabe. How did I do this?"
The Phantom Blot grinned as he disappeared in smoke. On the other side of the classroom, he sat in the far back row by the bench near the wall.
"I have taken stealth to a new level. The first thing you need to learn, is the art of deception. In the end of this course, if you among all odds would wind up caught, you will be capable of talking your way out of it. I one time talked my way out of Sing Song, and by the end of all this, you will be able to as well"
The Phantom Blot walked to the front of the classroom. "You will get to know many friends in stealth. Most of you probably think that the shadow is your best friend, but let me tell you.... mirrors and deception is two of many that is equally effective"
"Now, has anyone had above average experience in stealth before?"
Originally posted by Riku-Donovan
Jack looked at her quizzically. "Er... Special?" He was starting to wonder just what he had signed himself up for. "I assume, then, that you mean she's not quite all there, or that she has some off-beat obsession with the subject thus leading her into an equillibrium of both paranoia and psychosis toward some deep-seated lust for power and control over something she neither understands nor needs control over?" He blinks, not sure where his outburst came from. "Sorry about that. Thanks for your help. I'll be around, savvy?" With that, he bowed and entered the room, a thin woman looking as though she'd been around for a good millenium or so sitting at the desk. "Er... sorry, got lost... This place is beyond huge for a school, not to mention the various twists and turns that seem to lead absolutely nowhere save for where you began..." He thought to himself that perhaps he should have taken something with mapping... or showed up earlier for orientation...
"To make things short.... yes, pretty much" Minnie giggled and patted him on the back as he entered. She waved him of and closed the door properly after him. She trotted down the hallway with a smile on her face, for that Jack he would meet a teacher that surely is one of a kind.
Yzma stared on Jack as he entered. She tapped her finger at the desk she sat by and got up, straightening her robe. "Now that everyone's finally here, my name is Yzma. I will teach you about alchemy, and this classroom is my kingdom. In here, I rule and you serve. Now have a seat, and we will start"
She pulled up a bag, and as she opened it, a large quantity of vials was revealed.
"The most important part of alchemy is to never try the potion yourself. Have an assistant do that for you, or a friend.... or a frog. Maybe a plant. Then, once you got yourself a potion.... you make another one.... and another one.... and another one.... until you have yourself a potion that makes you emperess" She said and chuckled wickedly, in the most villanious of ways and in all the excitement, she knocked a vial down the floor and into a plant. The vial broke, a minor explosion occured, the plant got a pair of legs and ran out of the room.
Yzma stared at the exit of the room silently for a while, empty at gaze and at the fact that her plant had just ran of.
"Emh. Yes. Soo, who wants to make the first potion? I got everything from flower leaves to spider hearts here. All the important ingredients that an alchemist might need"