Duke Nukem vs. Albert Wesker

Started by mr.smiley3 pages

If Duke has a massive aresenal of weapons he can win this after a decent fight.If he's carrying light though,I say Wesker outsmarts and outpowers him and takes it.
I say it depends on what weapons Duke has coming into this battle.

Originally posted by Furion
Wesker can jump higher
Wesker can send people flying with a single punch
Wesker is WAY smarter then Duke
Wesker has Regenerative powers
Wesker wins

Duke can rip open monsters heads and shit down there neck.
Duke can have sex with strippers, then kill them.
Duke made Lara Croft his *****.
Duke beat the Master Chief, something thousands of Covenent, monsters from Doom, and Kain were unable to do.
Duke beat Kain in one punch.
Duke wins in a massive curbstomp.

Wesker doesn't have to defeat monsters, he just sends them over to kill his enemies.
Wesker shoots 18 year old girls in the chest and doesn't care. Wesker would just shoot hookers and use their bodies for his T-Virus experiments.
Wesker made Ada Wong his servant.
w00t
w00t
Wesker wipes Dukes ass all over the carpet.

Ha! You only listed three reasons! I win!

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
- Duke beat the Master Chief.

- Duke beat Kain in one punch.

- No.

- No.

Those last two don't make sense.
You Lie
I win.

But he's not in this fight.

So I Still win. + I'm bigger then you. I could beat you up in a fight.

I take Kung Fu and am skilled in many weapons.
Kung Fu >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Every other martial Art.
Bring It.
You don't win, those last two are lies, so you have to name two more to win.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
But he's not in this fight.

So I Still win. + I'm bigger then you. I could beat you up in a fight.

😂

Wesker better reflexes
Wesker martial Arts
Î got 2 more.

Originally posted by Furion
I take Kung Fu and am skilled in many weapons.
Kung Fu >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Every other martial Art.
Bring It.
You don't win, those last two are lies, so you have to name two more to win.

I'm big and black. big black >> martial arts.

And everyone and there mother knows Kung-Fu. Get there asses beat anyway.

Duke has better reflexes and also knows martal arts. ha.

explain how Morpheus got beaten by Neo, Smith, and Smith again?
No
No he doesn't. Wesker gots Super Powers

Morpheus isn't black. He was kicked out of the order for disgracing us all by being Cowboy Curtis in Peewee's Playhouse. Once your kicked out you lose your black powers.

Duke has super powers as well, and knows martial arts.

Sam got kicked by Anakin and guess what?
Peewee's playhouse is an undercover Playboy's mansion.
Wesker gots better super powers.

Sammy J only lost because he didn't want to be in the movie anymore. It was above him. He chose to lose. Besides Anakin wasn't using martial arts was he?

That may be so, but he disgraced us.
gots isn't a word. And Duke has better powers.

No black man would want to be disgraced by losing to a whiney pussy like pre Vader Anakin.

Wrong again. Wesker can Jump onto building, and can see clearly through sunglasses at nighttime.

How would you know? Are you black?
I am right as always. His glasses aren't real glasses, they're just died plastic. I've jumped onto a building before.

No, but I watch the movies. Nobody would lose purposely to Anakin. No one.
Prove their not real.

I am black and I could tell you that that is not the case.

Absence of proof is not proof of absence.

So you're saying you would want to lose to a wannabe whiney boy who is one of the most annoying people ever?
So you can't prove their plastic.