Duke Nukem vs. Albert Wesker

He's also one of the strongest, if I had to choose between getting cheap shotted by the chosen one, or continuing to star in a crappy movie, I'd go for the loss, as would my black brethren.

Course there plastic. What do you think they are, metal?

yes.
Wesker would eat Duke. Only reason people like him is cause he blows up hookers and has muscles the size of Arnie.

If by Wesker would eat Duke, you mean "Duke would rip Weskers head off, then sh8t down his neck." you'd be correct.

People only like Wesker because he wears shades at nighttime like a retard.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
If by Wesker would eat Duke, you mean "Duke would rip Weskers head off, then sh8t down his neck." you'd be correct.

People only like Wesker because he wears shades at nighttime like a retard.

Why would you think that?
Doesn't Duke wear Shades at Night like a retard.

Nah.

His shades aren't really shades. They're glasses that tint in light. I have a pair like that.

Originally posted by Furion
Wesker doesn't have to defeat monsters, he just sends them over to kill his enemies.
Wesker shoots 18 year old girls in the chest and doesn't care. Wesker would just shoot hookers and use their bodies for his T-Virus experiments.
Wesker made Ada Wong his servant.
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Wesker wipes Dukes ass all over the carpet.

Even though, I would say Duke is far better, but those comebacks just owned him!

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Nah.

His shades aren't really shades. They're glasses that tint in light. I have a pair like that.

Prove it.

They're sunglasses, how else likely are they going to be something else. If he wore anything else besides those, he wouldn't be that cool. Sunglasses equals Cool. The only times Sunglasses hasn't worked for is guess who.

Not good enough.

prove they aren't sunglasses.

Can't prove a negative. Besides, I asked you first.

he wears sunglasses to hide the redglow in his eyes from infecting himself with the virus

Sure he does.

Im just joking. Wesker is a pot head. he doesnt want umbrella to know he burns the magical bush. Dont beleive me? Then how come in RE there is always some herb laying around. And some in different colors. Got you regular green. your Red hair and your purple haze. You cant tell me Wesker aint smoking none.

herb = healing power
Hemp = not healing power.
Herb's heal EVERYTHING