Kain vs Duke Nukem

Cause I choose to
but to be fair:
Duke has super speed
Duke has no soul
Duke Has a zweihander
Time Powers are turned off
No shield
So he totally won't get spanked and will lose honorably

What? That's all stuff Duke already possesses.

Anyway Duke wins, like always,

WTF. Kain Omniversestomps him.

Neg.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
What? That's all stuff Duke already possesses.

Anyway Duke wins, like always,

Do you even know what a zweihander is?

Do you know the Muffin man?

Originally posted by Furion
Do you even know what a zweihander is?

Yes, and Kain has dealt with much worse.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Do you know the Muffin man?

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Do you know the Muffin man?

YouTube video

Originally posted by Furion
Yeah, I murdered him, Stuffed his body in a dumpster outside a apartment and stole his credit card.

What the FVCK is wrong with you?

Hehe. 😛

nah, I just spammed his Youtube Profile.

Kain

Kain ubers Duke and crushes his sunglasses.

its not really fair, Duke is using a mortal weapon, Kain still has TK, his reaver and tonnes of other powers

i think you should take Duke super speed away, make this same Duke fight Blood omen 2 kain, then we may have a good match

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
What the FVCK is wrong with you?

You only say that to me!!!!!

Nah, I'm sure Duke can take him since he wins for no Reason. Because Duke would just grab Kain who would just stand there and Duke would Sh*t in his mouth.

Originally posted by Burning thought
its not really fair, Duke is using a mortal weapon, Kain still has TK, his reaver and tonnes of other powers

i think you should take Duke super speed away, make this same Duke fight Blood omen 2 kain, then we may have a good match

Nah. Duke wins this with ease. There's nothing Kain can do to him.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Nah. Duke wins this with ease. There's nothing Kain can do to him.