Kain vs Duke Nukem

He by passes TK by keeping out of it's range and uses a flame thrower against heat.

and Kain just stands there the whole time? No.

Never said he stands their the whole time. Duke uses vitamin X to out maneveur him.

he keeps out of TK range? okie so he hides behind something or is standing a great distance away so kain cannot see him, hed have to be hella long way away, too long to use any weapons and in this match he has a sword

That's nice BT, Duke takes 8/10.

Duke has an 8/10 chance of losing? k I agree with you.

Originally posted by Classic NES
That's nice BT, Kain takes 10/10.

Originally posted by Furion
Duke has an 8/10 chance of losing? k I agree with you.

Nah, he destroys since Kain has no defense against his weapons. How is Kain gonna dodge laser fire or heat seeking missles? The only long range attacks Kain has are immolate which can be avoided by taking cover and TK. I've never seen Kain use TK on a target that's lucid like Duke after he swallows Vitamin X.

Duke is faster thanks to vitamin X

Has more fire power

and can fly with a jet pack.

He doesn't even need to be close to kain, to kill him.

Originally posted by Classic NES
Nah, he destroys since Kain has no defens against his weapons. How is Kain gonna dodge laser fire or heat seeking missles? The only long range attacks Kain has are immolate which can be avoided by taking cover and TK. I've never seen Kain use TK on a target that's lucid like Duke after he swallows Vitamin X.

huh.....

he doesnt have to dodge but Duke only has a sword in this match...

only long range? you missed energy bolt and lighting which can blow people to pieces and TK cannot truly be avoided, unless you take cover..so....

That's nice BT, still Duke kills kain.

How

Originally posted by Classic NES
Nah, he destroys since Kain has no defense against his weapons. How is Kain gonna dodge laser fire or heat seeking missles? The only long range attacks Kain has are immolate which can be avoided by taking cover and TK. I've never seen Kain use TK on a target that's lucid like Duke after he swallows Vitamin X.

Duke is faster thanks to vitamin X

Has more fire power

and can fly with a jet pack.

He doesn't even need to be close to kain, to kill him.

Duke only has a sword so HA!

I know, but since this thread is a joke thread I'll just break the rules and give duke all his weapons.

yeah well I created this thread so any guns or stuff like that I didn't give Duke that you try to give him will be void.
Since when is this a joke thread. he has a 20% chance of winning.

Originally posted by Furion
yeah well I created this thread so any guns or stuff like that I didn't give Duke that you try to give him will be void.
Since when is this a joke thread. he has a 0.0000002% chance of winning.

Originally posted by Furion
nah, I just spammed his Youtube Profile.

Being that would own Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7n6IWkfE88
It defeated an incarnation of Shoop-da-Whoop

i was acutally thinking of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhJF1lyeaaU

Nah THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUffTKGY90s

Originally posted by Furion
Yeah, I murdered him, Stuffed his body in a dumpster outside a apartment and stole his credit card.