I am made of awesome

Started by Outbound2,147 pages

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I guess ads on kmc are specific to the user seeing them or something mmm
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Message for Piggle whenever she gets back...

I'm not coming back either for a very long time or ever.

- Ami

Liar mmm

Originally posted by Kayakat
Its trying to tell you something petpet

pfft

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I guess ads on kmc are specific to the user seeing them or something mmm
Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
as a matter of fact they are which brings up the question of outbound's porn prefferencesawecreep

Originally posted by Outbound
Liar mmm
hey, I'm leaving, give me time! uhuh

lolz

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
hey, I'm leaving, give me time! uhuh

Sure sure, you say you'll leave but you can't, soon the cravings will kick in and you'll occassionally check your PM inbox to see if anyone left you a message, then you'll just browse the OTF for a few seconds to see whats happening, you'll come back in here and see everyone posting, having a good time, you'll just post once, just to say hi, but people will reply and ask where you've been and what you're up to, you'll keep your reply short and to the point, say goodbye again, then you'll be back the next day to check if anyone else posted about you, you'll post a couple more times, trying to keep it short so you wont get sucked in, but the pull will be too strong and you'll have an avatar and sig back in no time, we'll pretend like you never left so you wont feel embarrassed by not-leaving, and everything will go back to normal. Don't worry, we've all been there uhuh

Originally posted by Outbound
Sure sure, you say you'll leave but you can't, soon the cravings will kick in and you'll occassionally check your PM inbox to see if anyone left you a message, then you'll just browse the OTF for a few seconds to see whats happening, you'll come back in here and see everyone posting, having a good time, you'll just post once, just to say hi, but people will reply and ask where you've been and what you're up to, you'll keep your reply short and to the point, say goodbye again, then you'll be back the next day to check if anyone else posted about you, you'll post a couple more times, trying to keep it short so you wont get sucked in, but the pull will be too strong and you'll have an avatar and sig back in no time, we'll pretend like you never left so you wont feel embarrassed by not-leaving, and everything will go back to normal. Don't worry, we've all been there uhuh
whoa deja vu

Originally posted by Outbound
Sure sure, you say you'll leave but you can't, soon the cravings will kick in and you'll occassionally check your PM inbox to see if anyone left you a message, then you'll just browse the OTF for a few seconds to see whats happening, you'll come back in here and see everyone posting, having a good time, you'll just post once, just to say hi, but people will reply and ask where you've been and what you're up to, you'll keep your reply short and to the point, say goodbye again, then you'll be back the next day to check if anyone else posted about you, you'll post a couple more times, trying to keep it short so you wont get sucked in, but the pull will be too strong and you'll have an avatar and sig back in no time, we'll pretend like you never left so you wont feel embarrassed by not-leaving, and everything will go back to normal. Don't worry, we've all been there uhuh
haermm That's so true.

...I think I'm already at the final stage by now, I can't quit this place for longer than 15 minutes uhuh

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
haermm That's so true.

...I think I'm already at the final stage by now, I can't quit this place for longer than 15 minutes uhuh

Its ok, just put an avatar and sig on now before anyone else notices petpet

Originally posted by Outbound
Its ok, just put an avatar and sig on now before anyone else notices petpet
Don't know what you're talking about ermm

haermm

Hey Mist, this book you gave me is rather interesting. mmm

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Hey Mist, this book you gave me is rather interesting. mmm

That was an autobiography of my sexual encounters, stop looking at the nude photos of me mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
That was an autobiography of my sexual encounters, stop looking at the nude photos of me mmm

Sir, there's only one rather hideous picture of you here and text only says "Boobs" mmm

At least the ladies are hot mmm

I was drunk and just got shagged 6 times by identical triplets, I doubt you'd look as good in that situation either mmm

Seriously, say that again: Shagged by identical triplets. How many people have ever done that? mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
I was drunk and just got shagged 6 times by identical triplets, I doubt you'd look as good in that situation either mmm

Seriously, say that again: Shagged by identical triplets. How many people have ever done that? mmm

You got shagged 6 times by triplets. mmm

6x3=18

So you got shagged 18 times? mmm

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
You got shagged 6 times by triplets. mmm

6x3=9

So you got shagged 9 times? mmm

Someone failed maths mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
Someone failed maths mmm

Excuse my lack of math skillz mmm

I see your edit detective

So you did get shagged 18 times mmm

I could have kept going but I thought I should stop and give the ladies a rest before their vaginas exploded mmm