I am made of awesome

So now your man-milk has nano bombs in them? mmm

I told you, you're not of this planet mmm

Im superhuman, what can I say? mmm

So you like, fly, shoot laser beams, rip through tanks, etc? mmm

Nah, I just have an awesome penis mmm

Your autobiography says some red-haired lady disagrees mmm

She's just saying that because I only had sex with her 5 times mmm

And you failed to deliver again because? mmm

She was my cousin mmm

And you didn't know this before? mmm

Oh I knew....mmm

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
And you failed to deliver again because? mmm

awesome

Sir, you're garnering alot of media attention with your...*ahem*...odd encounters. mmm

What do you want to tell your fans? mmm

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Because she wasn't a

awesome

You know, forget what I said, you can leave anytime you wantuhuh

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Sir, you're garnering alot of media attention with your...*ahem*...odd encounters. mmm

What do you want to tell your fans? mmm

Tell them if they get pregnant, I cant afford child support mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
You know, forget what I said, you can leave anytime you wantuhuh

Originally posted by Outbound
You know, forget what I said, you can leave anytime you wantuhuh

Tell them if they get pregnant, I cant afford child support mmm

Ok sir, thanks for the interview mmm

Im going to bed now, the women are waiting mmm

Take care outbound.

Have fun stoned

what have i missed

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Message for Piggle whenever she gets back...

I'm not coming back either for a very long time or ever.

- Ami

uhuh

Originally posted by Outbound
Sure sure, you say you'll leave but you can't, soon the cravings will kick in and you'll occassionally check your PM inbox to see if anyone left you a message, then you'll just browse the OTF for a few seconds to see whats happening, you'll come back in here and see everyone posting, having a good time, you'll just post once, just to say hi, but people will reply and ask where you've been and what you're up to, you'll keep your reply short and to the point, say goodbye again, then you'll be back the next day to check if anyone else posted about you, you'll post a couple more times, trying to keep it short so you wont get sucked in, but the pull will be too strong and you'll have an avatar and sig back in no time, we'll pretend like you never left so you wont feel embarrassed by not-leaving, and everything will go back to normal. Don't worry, we've all been there uhuh

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
haermm That's so true.

...I think I'm already at the final stage by now, I can't quit this place for longer than 15 minutes uhuh

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