Commander Shepard vs Master Chief

Originally posted by NemeBro
Look at Maul.

You cannot tell me he did not tattoo everything but his penis, and as per t3h Rulez, tattooed penis grants you incredible amounts of manly powa.

Or is that just Maul's skin color? 😐 I don't know lol.

It's his skin.

his skin is red the black is all tatoos.

Originally posted by WO Polaski
his skin is red the black is all tatoos.

...So his penis is...

Originally posted by WO Polaski
his skin is red the black is all tatoos.

So red and black penis ey?

Originally posted by geshien
...So his penis is...

... dont look at me i dunno. 😕

Originally posted by WO Polaski
... dont look at me i dunno. 😕

Tell Isaiah I love and miss him. 🙁

Just found this...

The cloth keeps it a mystery. Mysterious alien penis, it is.

Those tats kept going under the cloth, it's tatted up, believe it. And Shepard takes this, his weaponry, his suit's shields, and his own Biotic shields plus his other biotic abilities wins this for him. Plus he had sex with two blue alien chicks and maybe ashley, I hated Ashley.

i liked ashley. 🙁

and yeah actually uh... with their current equipment the chief gets raped utterly. one assault rifle and sword vs. a sniper rifle assault rifle pistol grenades biotics AND full shielding... thats like... really unbalanced because despite the chiefs speed i dont know if he even has enough ammo required to put down shepard's shields. the assault rifle is pretty weak. his only real chance would be to hit shepard with a physical attack like a punch which could concievably kill him in one shot but his biotics will deal with that.

I liked Ashley too. 🙁

It's not that I hated Ashley, she was a babe, and a great teammate, but her attitude until like the final mission got me. And I usually ended up letting Kaiden survive instead of her.

Originally posted by KingD19
It's not that I hated Ashley, she was a babe, and a great teammate, but her attitude until like the final mission got me. And I usually ended up letting Kaiden survive instead of her.

The only thing more blasphemous than that is letting Ashley kill Wrex.

Ashley was headstrong, but to the point where she a *****.

She's alright. I save her more times than Kaiden, only because I usually play a male. Not much dialog with Kaiden when you're a male either, or pie.

Though, personally, I like my blueberry pie. awepedo

I don't let Kaiden survive because he's Kaiden, I let him survive because if I let Ashley survive, I'm sure the tension between her and Liara will be intense in 2, and I don't want no late night arguments on my ship. Liara was hawt though, gotta love that blueberry.

And once Ashley killed Wrex without my okay, she just tagged him. However, after I found out how to max my paragon and renagade points so I could use just about any answer, I had no problems.

am i the only one who let ashley live for non sex related reasons?

i never learned how to use the biotics effectively i used my gun every play through and played as a soldier so letting ashley live was just more logical.

Originally posted by WO Polaski
am i the only one who let ashley live for non sex related reasons?

Yes.

Originally posted by WO Polaski
am i the only one who let ashley live for non sex related reasons?

i never learned how to use the biotics effectively i used my gun every play through and played as a soldier so letting ashley live was just more logical.

Because Ashley>>>Kaiden. Although I do like Ashley.

I played as a Vanguard first playthrough to get a feel for Biotics, and then as an Adept(who could use t4h shotgun baby!) second, and am pretty good at it I think.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Shepard has force fields. 😐

those force fields didn't do me much justice when I accidently hopped out of the car in front of a turret 😐

Correct me if I'm wrong, but last time I checked, Chief's armor and shields give out a lot faster than Shepards. Since you know I accidentally hopped out of a warthog in front of a turret. I believe the level was Sandtrap, or maybe Valhalla.

Chief's suit can easily bounce of bullets anyway & gameplay mechanics any shots at the head can drop his shields in seconds.

I really haven't seen shepard do any amazing feats but then again I only rented the game never finished it cause i was too busy and he basically took 20 min jogging to the next part of the mission.