Last illegal thing you did and when

Smoked some pot two days ago.

Ran a red light Nov last year n got in a car accident cuz of it 🙁

Uh-oh! That's a bad one, haven't ran a red light before...

yea my nerves where shot to hell afta n couldn't go to work...sucked 🙁

Parked in a handicapped space while I ran in & out of a Walgreen's pharmacy store about a week ago.

You're all reported to the cops mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
You're all reported to the cops mmm

Do it, and I'll report you to NAMBLA! shakefist

Originally posted by Impediment
Do it, and I'll report you to NAMBLA! shakefist

You cant catch me, Im the gingerbread man angryshakefist

Originally posted by Outbound
You cant catch me, Im the gingerbread man angryshakefist

I'll bite it off, then I'll enjoy a glass of banana milk. 😈

Originally posted by Impediment
I'll bite it off, then I'll enjoy a glass of banana milk. 😈

The penis? sly

I stole books from a bookstore lol

Originally posted by Outbound
The penis? sly

No, your vagina. dur

Originally posted by Impediment
No, your vagina. dur

NOT THE VAG scared

Yes. The Vaj. evillaugh

I feel stupidly law-abiding all of a sudden.

Originally posted by Impediment
Yes. The Vaj. evillaugh

You're a monster weep

Originally posted by Outbound
You're a monster weep

I am what I eat. 131

Originally posted by Impediment
I am what I eat. 131

A penis? 131

Originally posted by Outbound
A penis? 131

You win this round, Aussie! shakefist