Last illegal thing you did and when

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Masturbated without lube. If that ain' illegal, it should be.

Cock rash much?

*shudder*

I murdered 12 immigrants three days ago 😐

^^ mmm.....

anyways, occassional drive to a football match the day after I have been drinking. I am sure I am over the limit but risk it anyway.

Broke into a child play centre to mess around in the ball pit and the big slide, got caught an arrested. 4 years ago I believe.

I had oral sex with my girlfriend on new years. 😐

Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]
I had oral sex with my girlfriend on new years. 😐

How's that illegal? Is she twelve? sly

F--ked with some 20 year old guy two days ago, condomless, on a construction site, with roches.

😐 (Yeah, you wish)

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
How's that illegal? Is she twelve? sly

Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]
Oral Sex is illegal in most states if you didn't know ya douche.

Not in my state...
WTF do you live, ****? mmm

Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]
Oral Sex is illegal in most states if you didn't know ya douche.

^^ that is crazy, why the hell would that be illegal. I can't think of anything sexual that is illegal in Scotland. Unless it involves under 16's or animals.

I drove without a seatbelt for about 6 seconds today, I have a massive phob about seatbelts, they MUST be worn.

Discos - 2008 might be an oral-sex-free year for me

Originally posted by Discos

Discos - 2008 might be an oral-sex-free year for me

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
boo.

I stole a crocodile and fed live Albanian children too it....but that was like last week, its in the past, no harm done really.

3 words: women sex dumping

not necessarily in that order

Drugs.

Giving or taking?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Giving or taking?

Both.

I get high on my supply.

i defaced school property, apparently illegal