Most messed up relationships story

Started by Nod8 pages
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Poop on a stick.

Well I am told I'm rather good at it.

My nose is sore. 🙁

Originally posted by Nod
Well I am told I'm rather good at it.

My nose is sore. 🙁


My boobs have razor blades sticking out of them, that might be why your nose is sore.

That does explain the gashes. mmm

Originally posted by Nod
That does explain the gashes. mmm

No, those are bite marks. Everyone thinks my little booblies are scrumptious. 😛

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No, those are bite marks. Everyone thinks my little booblies are scrumptious. 😛

I haven't; had a close enough look to tell sorry. 😛

Originally posted by Nod
I haven't; had a close enough look to tell sorry. 😛

Come too close and the anti-rapist mechanisms will come into effect. 😄

Pfft it wouldn't be rape and you know it.

Would it? 😐

Yes. 😂

Fine.

I'm calling rape on you? 😖hifty:

hehehe....rape......wait, rape aint funny.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hehehe....rape......wait, rape aint funny.

depends?

sleepy

I was looking for that but couldn't find it. 😑

Originally posted by Nod
I was looking for that but couldn't find it. 😑

just type it in. :, then no, then :

I forget all of the codes.

I mean ALL of them. 😐

Originally posted by Nod
I forget all of the codes.

I mean ALL of them. 😐

just go to the custom smily list.

So many to look through. 🙁

well I guess you're SOL, baby.