Most messed up relationships story

Started by Nod8 pages

Its completely over. Finally!! 🤘

its not rape

its surprise sex

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SURPRISE!!!!!

Thats a possibility.

I'm Bisexual

Buy me something and i get sexual

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I'm am tempted I admit.

c'mon i''m outta lines

I'd buy you a drink but i'd be jealous of the straw

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Meh drop me a PM some time and maybe we can go for that drink.

If I'm not totally wasted. uhuh

Originally posted by Nod
Meh drop me a PM some time and maybe we can go for that drink.

If I'm not totally wasted. uhuh


whats the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

a mosquito stops sucking when its slapped

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my brother told me that one 😬

I like it. 🪩

You just got rejected. uhuh

Originally posted by Nod
I like it. 🪩

You just got rejected. uhuh


Did it hurt?

when you fell from heaven?

glad i brought my library card cause i'm checkin you out

are you a parking ticket? cause you have fine written all over you

do you have a bandaid? i scraped my knee fallin for you

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Awwww +[

Thats the worst line ever.

But you just got yourself a date. 313

Originally posted by Nod
Thats the worst line ever.

But you just got yourself a date. 313


awesome 🙂

can my bf come? 🙂

Originally posted by Because I can
awesome 🙂

can my bf come? 🙂

Yes.

In fact can I swap you for him? You can baby sit. ✅

Originally posted by Nod
Yes.

In fact can I swap you for him? You can baby sit. ✅


haha 😄
my bf's also in a circus 🙂
sure why not
he's bi like i am 😄 we get along real well 🙂

where you from?

I hate the Circus hes dumped.

I am from...somewhere.

Originally posted by Nod
I hate the Circus hes dumped.

I am from...somewhere.


aww but he can juggle and do tricks
he's thin-ish and muscular 🙂
sings n plays his guitar and writes songs on the spot
and wears awesome clothes
😍

I love him.

Originally posted by Nod
I love him.
Originally posted by Nod
I love him.
Originally posted by Nod
I love him.
Originally posted by Nod
I love him.
Originally posted by Nod
I love him.

thats my line silly

http://becauseican29.deviantart.com/art/Love-74024804

thats us 🥷