geocentric theory: catholic propaganda?

Started by Quark_66642 pages
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
😕 Why would they be praying?

To make digi post, so he could squash the silly idea of God's existence. Weren't you listening?

Originally posted by Quark_666
To make digi post, so he could squash the silly idea of God's existence. Weren't you listening?
😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by chickenlover98
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did 😆

Did you hear about Chuck Norris suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you?

Myspace would crumple up and die before his eyes if he considered that!

Originally posted by Quark_666
Did you hear about Chuck Norris suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you?

Myspace would crumple up and die before his eyes if he considered that!

if Chuck Norris really cared, he woulda roundhouse kicked tom before he was born.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
touche. However in my case it is Chuck Norris who i worship not digi 😛

Isn't that dangerous?

Originally posted by Quark_666
Isn't that dangerous?

if you worship Chuck you have a chance at being spared, besides do you know what happens to people that he dislikes?

Originally posted by chickenlover98
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did 😆

Would an atheist believe in Chuck Norris?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Would an atheist believe in Chuck Norris?

of course 😛

So when atheists refer to a "higher power..." now I know what they mean!

oh yea, more points. why is it that the sideways velocity needed with respect to the earth of sattelites is REDUCED when they are launched from the equater into space if indeed the earth is not spiining around its own axis and the world is spinning around the earth? most shuttle launch sites are near the equater for this reason. furthermore, why is the weight of people actually reduced by about 1/25th or sumthing along with all things at the equater due to centrifugal affect of the earth spnning INSIDE the earth's own gravitational field{so the reference here is the earth itself and not the universe} if indeed the earth is stationary and the universe is moving around the earth????????? i think this very clearly states the case against geocentrism. reletivity is not really always applicable on bodies spinning around their own axis{which the earth can not according to the geocentric view wheere only the universe moves}

if chuck norris was really that powerful, he wud have gone back in time and waxed off all the hair he showed in his fight scene against bruce lee in return of the dragon. 😛

Originally posted by leonheartmm
if chuck norris was really that powerful, he wud have gone back in time and waxed off all the hair he showed in his fight scene against bruce lee in return of the dragon. 😛
Originally posted by chickenlover98
if you worship Chuck you have a chance at being spared
Originally posted by leonheartmm
if chuck norris was really that powerful, he wud have gone back in time and waxed off all the hair he showed in his fight scene against bruce lee in return of the dragon. 😛

why would he wax off the hair??? he's not a girl, he's the mannliest man of all

lol, and he kicks Mountain Dew actors to the curb

We've gotta have a Chuck Norris thread. We've just gotta have a Chuck Norris thread.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
why would he wax off the hair??? he's not a girl, he's the mannliest man of all

He's so manly in fact that he can't wax off his hair. It just instantly grows back.

Originally posted by Quark_666
We've gotta have a Chuck Norris thread. We've just gotta have a Chuck Norris thread.

started a church of Chuck Norris thread, the mods closed it. they just dont wanna hear his divine name. i shall remake it!!!

Originally posted by chickenlover98
started a church of Chuck Norris thread, the mods closed it. they just dont wanna hear his divine name. i shall remake it!!!

All hail to thee our lord Chuck Norris!!!! May his blessings rain down on the true believers as he smites his foes with a single glance.

Originally posted by spadoinkle
All hail to thee our lord Chuck Norris!!!! May his blessings rain down on the true believers as he smites his foes with a single glance.

they closed it again. mod bastards(not really, just wish you would accept Chuck Norris as your lord and master 🙁)

lol Chuck Norris justed threw them into a trash can halfway across the world!

GOOD JOB CHUCK