Re: Help needed
Originally posted by General G
Well, I am trying to choose a religion...and I need to know the best way to do so, I don't want to just choose some random religion obviously, I want it to mean something, I have been looking into it and am still unsure that I fit into one correctly that I think I should...Any help on how I should go about picking one would be great...
My freind, welcome to the Church of Orgasmism.
Orgasmism is the GREATEST OF ALL RELIGIONS,for we have discovered the Truth: God, the Power of the Universe lies in our very Genitalia: God is Orgasm. 🙂
Yes, my freind ✅ God is Orgasm.
The Universe emerged from a splended Orgasm. What we now know as the "Big Bang" was the earliest recorded cosmic ejaculation.
What we, of the Orgasmism, are about is the union of all through the most powerful force in the cosmos: Orgasm, the life giving, energizing, revitalizing spark which makes all things possible.
WE cherish the sacred: Nudity, masturbation, anal, oral and vaginal sex, orgies, current and ancient pornographies.
If you are interested in joining our Church, let me know.
In the meantime, please take the time to educate yourself on the fundamentals of Orgasmism. Read up on:
-The Kama Sutra
-The Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism
-Porno
Re: Re: Help needed
Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
My freind, welcome to the [b]Church of Orgasmism.Orgasmism is the GREATEST OF ALL RELIGIONS,for we have discovered the Truth: God, the Power of the Universe lies in our very Genitalia: God is Orgasm. 🙂
Yes, my freind ✅ God is Orgasm.
The Universe emerged from a splended Orgasm. What we now know as the "Big Bang" was the earliest recorded cosmic ejaculation.
What we, of the Orgasmism, are about is the union of all through the most powerful force in the cosmos: Orgasm, the life giving, energizing, revitalizing spark which makes all things possible.
WE cherish the sacred: Nudity, masturbation, anal, oral and vaginal sex, orgies, current and ancient pornographies.
If you are interested in joining our Church, let me know.
In the meantime, please take the time to educate yourself on the fundamentals of Orgasmism. Read up on:
-The Kama Sutra
-The Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism
-Porno [/B]
the church of chuck norris whips urs. its besically the same thing cept Chuck created the universe and he is our lord and master. ALL HAIL CHUCK
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080116.html
Thought this was pertinent. Though Chuck has reached epic levels of annoying. Bond is still cool imo.
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