James Cameron to announce Jesus tomb discovery.

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
That's because I believe in green dragons like you.

velho

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I'm sorry that my attempt to illustrate to you how deep your delusion is, has turned into this distraction.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
That's because I believe in green dragons like you.

velho

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In the scientific community, they're called dinosaurs.

Originally posted by Devil King
In the scientific community, they're called dinosaurs.

Hahaha, classic! 😄

Originally posted by Boris
Hahaha, classic! 😄

Don't you mean, "Hahaha, lol, yeah?"

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No, if I mean't that I would have typed that.

Originally posted by Boris
No, if I mean't that I would have typed that.

Oh.

afro arabia chinese

cowboy 🤺 sombrero2

Jesus isn't dead, he's alive and well, he ****ed me two weeks ago dd

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Jesus isn't dead, he's alive and well, he ****ed me two weeks ago dd
You really need to stop that man.

Originally posted by Nellinator
You really need to stop that man.

okay im sorry 😆

I just dont take JIA seriously

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
okay im sorry 😆

I just dont take JIA seriously

QUIT IT, OR I WILL GUT YOU.

Anyways I really do believe that "tomb of Jesus" thing is bullshit. But we will never know will we?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Oh.

afro arabia chinese

cowboy 🤺 sombrero2

You left out the divine beings known as Pirates, the original Pastafarians.

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They've discovered some bones, so? How are they going to prove it was Jesus, use DNA testing to link it, to the stuff on file from when he stole that car?

He stole my fish 🙁

Originally posted by Boris
You left out the divine beings known as Pirates, the original Pastafarians.

🏴‍☠️

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Originally posted by chillmeistergen
They've discovered some bones, so? How are they going to prove it was Jesus, use DNA testing to link it, to the stuff on file from when he stole that car?

They don't have any of Jesus' DNA (I know, I know you are joking).

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Come on eezy 45 why don't you be honest, the Bible doesn't mention unicorns, hobbits, and orcs. You made that up to discredit the Bible.

From Wiki:

A one-horned animal (which may be just a bull in profile) is found on some seals from the Indus Valley civilization.[2] Seals with such a design are thought to be a mark of high social rank.[3]

An animal called the re'em (Hebrew: øÀàÅí) is mentioned in several places in the Bible, often as a metaphor representing strength. "The allusions to the re'em as a wild, untamable animal of great strength and agility, with mighty horn or horns (Job 39:9-12, Ps 22:21, 29:6, Num 23:22, 24:8, Deut 33:17 comp. Ps 92:11), best fit the aurochs (Bos primigenius). This view is supported by the Assyrian rimu, which is often used as a metaphor of strength, and is depicted as a powerful, fierce, wild, or mountain bull with large horns."[4] This animal was often depicted in ancient Mesopotamian art in profile with only one horn visible.

The translators of the King James Version of the Bible (1611) employed unicorn to translate re'em, providing a recognizable animal that was proverbial for its untamable nature.

Job 39:9-12: Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee? Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him? Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?
Psalms 29:6: He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.
Numbers 24:8: ...he hath as it were the strength of a unicorn

Originally posted by Jim Reaper
From Wiki:

A one-horned animal (which may be just a bull in profile) is found on some seals from the Indus Valley civilization.[2] Seals with such a design are thought to be a mark of high social rank.[3]

An animal called the re'em (Hebrew: øÀàÅí) is mentioned in several places in the Bible, often as a metaphor representing strength. "The allusions to the re'em as a wild, untamable animal of great strength and agility, with mighty horn or horns (Job 39:9-12, Ps 22:21, 29:6, Num 23:22, 24:8, Deut 33:17 comp. Ps 92:11), best fit the aurochs (Bos primigenius). This view is supported by the Assyrian rimu, which is often used as a metaphor of strength, and is depicted as a powerful, fierce, wild, or mountain bull with large horns."[4] This animal was often depicted in ancient Mesopotamian art in profile with only one horn visible.

The translators of the King James Version of the Bible (1611) employed unicorn to translate re'em, providing a recognizable animal that was proverbial for its untamable nature.

Job 39:9-12: Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee? Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him? Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?
Psalms 29:6: He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.
Numbers 24:8: ...he hath as it were the strength of a unicorn

The word translated unicorn in the King James translation is the Hebrew word re'em, it denotes a wild bull or ox.

The New King James translation of the Bible confirms that the word re'em actually means wild ox and that it has more than one horn (See Deuteronomy 33:17 in the New King James translation or click on the link below)

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=deut%2033:17;&version=50; (Click on this link)

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
They don't have any of Jesus' DNA (I know, I know you are joking).

Thats what they want you to think.

can JIA be banned from making threads?

Originally posted by Boris
Thats what they want you to think.

What makes you say this Timmy, I mean Boris?

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