Gaming Awards (Pretend)

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Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Mass effect has the best graphics, then Bioshock IMO.

mass effect...,really? I think assassins creed is the best looking game ive ever seen where mass effect is one of the most typical. To bad AC wasnt very fun

Originally posted by @st
Why should i have to explore the game to find it interesting? It should be interesting enough to make me explore further. I shouldnt have to go digging to find anything good.
Well all you must have done is stuck to the plot. Thats not that fun, but if you actually look at the main part of the game everyone overlooks, exploring the Kingdom, then it can be fun.

Re: Gaming Awards (Pretend)

Originally posted by Pulse2
Okay, lets say you were up there giving out these awards, what games would you give each to.

1: Most boring game award Zzzzzzzzz
2: Most saucy game award
3: The 'I'd rather kill myself then play this game' award
4: Best graphics so far award
5: Best game I've ever played award
6: Funniest game award
7: Game with the best music (Should be a music album rather then a game)
8: Most tear jerking game award
9: Shortest game ever award
10: Worst storyline award

Lets leave it at that for the time being 🙂 Cast your nominations today!

1. Stranglehold
2.
3. call of jaurez/vampire rain/ the darkness
4. Assassins creed
5. Bioshock/ god of war2/ crackdown/ portal
6. crackdown
7. half life 2
8.
9. halo 3
10. Ace combat 6

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Well all you must have done is stuck to the plot. Thats not that fun, but if you actually look at the main part of the game everyone overlooks, exploring the Kingdom, then it can be fun.

I had more fun climbing and jumping off buildings in the Spiderman games, im sorry, but everything about Assassins bored me to death. And I was waiting for that game.

1: fusion frenzy (I actually fell asleep playing it)
2: uh? Viva la Pinata?
3: bad boys miami takedown
4: Assasin's creed i guess
5: CoD4 (just cause of the multiplayer)
6: Gears of War, its hilarious watching Dom rush in and get killed leaving yo to die alone
7: super mario galaxy!
8: CoD 4, cry when briggs died
9: tekken 😐
10: Mario and Sonce olympics ermm

Re: Gaming Awards (Pretend)

I believe I have made a thread like this already, but what the hay.

1: Most boring game award:
Any golfing game.

2: Most saucy game award:
DoA Extreme Beach Volleyball

3: The 'I'd rather kill myself then play this game' award:
Barbie Horse Adventures

4: Best graphics so far award
Gears of War

5: Best game I've ever played award
Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock

6: Funniest game award
Mario Party 4

7: Game with the best music (Should be a music album rather then a game)
Halo 3

8: Most tear jerking game award
Final Fantasy XI

9: Shortest game ever award
Assassin's Creed

10: Worst storyline award
Any of the Super Mario games

Re: Gaming Awards (Pretend)

Originally posted by Pulse2
Okay, lets say you were up there giving out these awards, what games would you give each to.

1: Most boring game award Zzzzzzzzz
2: Most saucy game award
3: The 'I'd rather kill myself then play this game' award
4: Best graphics so far award
5: Best game I've ever played award
6: Funniest game award
7: Game with the best music (Should be a music album rather then a game)
8: Most tear jerking game award
9: Shortest game ever award
10: Worst storyline award

Lets leave it at that for the time being 🙂 Cast your nominations today!

1. Halo 3's single player by yourself (Meaning non-coop)
2. DOA games? Errr...I dunno.
3. Superman 64
4. Unreal Tournament III/ Uncharted: Drakes Fortune
5. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/ Super Mario Galaxy
6. Duke Nukem 3D
7. Super Mario Galaxy
8. Halo 3, because it was so stupendously predictable and redundant that I wanted to cry while playing it.
9. Portal (Still an amazing game though)
10. Assassins Creed

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Well all you must have done is stuck to the plot. Thats not that fun, but if you actually look at the main part of the game everyone overlooks, exploring the Kingdom, then it can be fun.

You mean walking around picking up flags?

Yeah, total fun there.

Re: Gaming Awards (Pretend)

Originally posted by Pulse2
Okay, lets say you were up there giving out these awards, what games would you give each to.

1: Most boring game award Zzzzzzzzz
2: Most saucy game award
3: The 'I'd rather kill myself then play this game' award
4: Best graphics so far award
5: Best game I've ever played award
6: Funniest game award
7: Game with the best music (Should be a music album rather then a game)
8: Most tear jerking game award
9: Shortest game ever award
10: Worst storyline award

Lets leave it at that for the time being 🙂 Cast your nominations today!

1. This is hard, as I usually don't remember really bad, boring games. The most boring recent one I played was Assassin's Creed, though I'm sure there are ones that are much worse that I just can't think of.

2. I don't know.

3. None.

4. COD4

5. FFVI

6. Portal

7. Chrono Trigger

8. Half Life 2: Episode 2

9. COD4

10. I'm not counting games that don't try to have a real story, like Mario, and various fighting games. I guess my pick would be Gears of War, mostly because it could have been a very strong story, had they put the effort in.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
More specific.
Originally posted by @st
Huh? 😂

This one: http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/vampiresrain/index.html?tag=result;title;1
I mixed up a bit, it wasn't Zombies, but a Vampire+Zombie breed that couldn't die.

Originally posted by @st
I had more fun climbing and jumping off buildings in the Spiderman games, im sorry, but everything about Assassins bored me to death. And I was waiting for that game.

Co-signed.

For those of you who did not understand the 'saucy' part. Let me emphasize.

DOA
GTA San Andrea and what you do with girls
Mass Effect
Sould Calibur and the rather large basketballs
Tomb Raider - No, not the missions, just her.

Need I say any more? 🙂

there should be "best (insert genre)" awards 😬

I can do that afterwards, another 1 to 10 🙂 as part 2.

Anywho, this is how things look thus far, taking in most votes for each section:

1: Assassins Creed Takes 1st Place as the looser snoozer with 5 votes (guess killing people stealthily is no longer stimulating, there goes murder 🙂 ), with two votes, sims is in second place.

2: DOA's boobies proove to be most saucy with 2 votes, in second place its Viva Pinata (God knows why, lmao) and Mass Effect.

3: Superman 64 currently leads the way, there is not clear second place taker, but gears, sims and the darkness suprisingly make an appearance.

4: Mass Effect currently takes top spot with 4 votes, in second place are Bioshock, Gears and whats this....Assassins Creed? Its both boring and yet graphically wonderful, each take 3 votes. In third place are Uncharted and Crysis (Wah?) with 2 votes each.

5: Super Mario Galaxy seems to have the colourful charms as it sits at top spot with 3 votes, Bioshock, Warcraft and Zelda in 2nd place each with 2 votes.

6: Seems we all have different senses of humour as there is no clear winner as of yet.

7: Well, someone should call Nintendo and ask them to make an album of Super Mario Galaxy, because its gained top spot with 4 votes, with Mass Effect in second with 2.

8: Looks like FPS games make you guys cry as Half Life Episode 2 and Call of Duty 4 take top spots with 2 votes each. Someone, give these lads tissues to blow thier noses.

9: Well, it seems that before you get into the excitement, its over for Halo, with 3 votes its the shortest game so far, in second place is Fable with 2 votes.

10: Not worth knowing the story? Well Assassin's creed takes another top spot with 3 votes, oh well, at least it has the best gfx to gawp over right? In second place are Halo and Mario (The mascots have no stories, shock horror!)

There should be a

Best villan
Best Hero
Best game series
Best value for money award.

i like my idea better 😛
mainly because theres already been a best hero and best villain thread already made 😬

I was going to put all that Neo, but then changed my mind, I have actually went as far as best female heroine and villaness in the past, so I thought I's stay away from that, bring out some central points, original ones 🙂

Fair enough, but value for money has to go to, the Orange box of this generation that or MMPU.

Ill think of something then post gaming awards 2 later with different options, I'm only posting another one because if I post it here now, its unlikely to be seen by people who have already voted 🙂

True my friend, very true.