Gaming Awards (Pretend)

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Some good ones there ESB.

Best Survival-Horror Game

Resident Evil 4

Best Adventure Game

Ocarina of Time

Best First-Person Shooter

Goldeneye 007

Best MMORPG

N/A

Best Real-time strategy

N/A

Best turn-based strategy

N/A

Best turn based RPG

Paper Mario(only ones ill ever play)

Best action RPG

Mass Effect

Best Sports Game

MLB The Show

Best Fighting Game

Super Smash Bros

Best Puzzle Game

N/A

Best Light/laser-gun arcade shooter

Area 51

Best scrolling shoot-em-up

Contra III

MOMENTS!

(Ya I am slihgtly drunk right now so, lol)

Scariest Moment
Funniest Moment
Most Satisfying Moment
Best "What the ****" moment
Best death sequence
Most frustrating moment

Scariest Moment

'Nuff said. I nearly peed myself the first time.
Funniest Moment

"NO! MOON! NO!"
Most Satisfying Moment
Beating this motherf****r in Capcom vs SNK 2.

Best "What the ****" moment
Pretty much anything in the Paper Mario series.

Best death sequence
Once again, 'nuff said

Most frustrating moment
Trying to get Falco by beating the 100 man melee, and being KOed out by the 100th man. I nearly broke the controller.

1: Most boring game award Zzzzzzzzz
Super Paper Mario.... yeah (the second half of the game is boring, no longer funny)

2: Most saucy game award
Hot Coffee, anyone?

3: The 'I'd rather kill myself then play this game' award
Zelda: Wind Waker... It hurts my eyes to see it, I swear I get a headache everytime I play it
Worst Game ever: Superman 64

4: Best graphics so far award
Galaxy... It looks so pretty

5: Best game I've ever played award
Metal Gear Solid

6: Funniest game award
The cutscenes in the Simpson’s Game were funny

7: Game with the best music (Should be a music album rather then a game)
Galaxy... though Vice City has the best licensied music

8: Most tear jerking game award
Kingdom Hearts 1: The ending

9: Shortest game ever award
Portal

10: Worst storyline award
Any Nintendo game... seriuosly, they suck at storytelling

11: Best videogame hero/heroine
Jill Valentine

12: Best villain/ness
Cp. Quark (Ratchet & Clank)

13: Best videogame gadget/weapon
R.Y.N.O.... and B.F.G.

14: Most frustrating gaming moment
Losing in any game when there’s only 1% left to kill/beat the level

15: Best series
Final Fantasy, there’s always something new about them

16: Best game that makes absolutely no sense
Tetris

17: Most anticipated game of 2008
GTA IV

18: Best Cutscenes
Final Fantasy

19: Best Multiplayer Game
Goldeneye... remember those days

20: Strangest protagonist/antagonist

21: Best value for money (Cha Ching)
The Orange Box

22: Most cheezy characters
Any Anime game

23: DULLIFIED!!!! (Game with the most brown and grey colours for graphics)
Silent Hill

24: Most colourful game
Wind Waker... it hurts when I see it

25: The jibberish award (Game with the best made up language)
Zack and Wiki

26: Nerd award - The game with the most nerdy fanbase
WOW

27: Hardcore award - The best game for hardcore gamers
GTA San Andreas

28: Casual award - The best game for casual gamers
Wii Sports

29: Longest game ever award
Any Final Fantasy since VII

30: Am I watching a movie or playing a game? Award (Cutscenes!)
Metal Gear Series

31: Best game into movie (big screen) award.
Resident Evil

32: Best replay value award - The game you can play over and over.
Tetris

33. Best Survival-Horror Game
Silent Hill

34. Best Adventure Game
Donkey Kong Country Series

35. Best First-Person Shooter
Medal of Honor... the first one

36. Best MMORPG
WOW

37. Best Real-time strategy
Warcraft 3

38. Best Sports Game
Winning Eleven (PES) series... or Wii Sports

39. Best Fighting Game
Tekken 3

40. Best Puzzle Game
Zack and Wiki

41. Best Light/laser-gun arcade shooter
The House of the Dead

42. Best scrolling shoot-em-up
Contra... quite frustrating actually

43.Scariest Moment
The cat in the locker (Silent Hill 1) and the body that falls down afterwards

44. Funniest Moment
Meeting with the old school pixelated Simpsons (before the Boss’s Mansion)

45. Most Satisfying Moment
Getting a 100% in GTA 3

46. Best "What the ****" moment
Liquid being your brother... and finding out that the entire mission was a suicide mission and almost everyone betrayed you (MGS)

47. Best death sequence
Final Fantasy X (when Tidus fades)

48. Most frustrating moment
Jumping platforms in MK Mythologies: Sub-Zero

Here's a new one

Best Game no one played
Zack and Wiki

Scariest moment:

Alien Vs Predator 2 - when you try to find your squad member in the alien nest, and you walk into the room with facehuggers coming out of the eggs and one lands on your face, but you didnt know they had an animation for it that obscures your viewpoint. Freaky stuff

Funniest Moment:

No One Lives Forever - the wacky talk between enemies when you sneak by them

Most Satisfying Moment:

Madden - Getting the go ahead TD in any game, or getting a pick when the computer is going down to score in the final 2 minutes

Best What the **** moment:

When a game crashes twice in a row

Most frustrating moment:

Highly uneven difficulty levels and respawning enemies. Command And Conquer 3 was the worst example of this