god didn't create the universe

Maybe you should remind him and get some sleep instead of lying awake due to his constant howling all night. Damn squirrel meat make you go nuts.

well i would stay in his hen house and get away from the squirrel but its very cramped. ive had purple death squirrel before. its a laced with some chemical hallucinagen and i was on a magic carpet ride. i LOVE death squirrel meat, i just cant kill this one, they've adapted to everything.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
well i would stay in his hen house and get away from the squirrel but its very cramped. ive had purple death squirrel before. its a laced with some chemical hallucinagen and i was on a magic carpet ride. i LOVE death squirrel meat, i just cant kill this one, they've adapted to everything.

Take lessons from Chuck Norris.

HEY! I just though of extra material for the book of Norris!!!

Originally posted by Quark_666
Take lessons from Chuck Norris.

HEY! I just though of extra material for the book of Norris!!!

Originally posted by chickenlover98
go ahead and post it, i have faith in u

Lol, I'll probably do that next week sometime...

Originally posted by Quark_666
Lol, I'll probably do that next week sometime...

Originally posted by chickenlover98
both myself and chuck norris appreciate the contribution

Yes, I remember now, you're Chuck Norris' secret son. I'm your second cousin twice removed.

Originally posted by Quark_666
Yes, I remember now, you're Chuck Norris' secret son. I'm your second cousin twice removed.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
we're related? sweet. ill have to tell mr T to pick you up in the T mobile one day. its shaped like an fro you know

Can Moses come?

Originally posted by Quark_666
Can Moses come?

Why wasn't I invited?

Originally posted by Admiral Akbar
Why wasn't I invited?

you never asked

Originally posted by chickenlover98
sure, he's our driver, unfortunately we have to tip big

I'll give him the parrot that imitates Norris.

Originally posted by Admiral Akbar
Why wasn't I invited?

Are you for Chuck Norris?

Originally posted by Quark_666
I'll give him the parrot that imitates Norris.

Are you for Chuck Norris?

no parrot could imitate chuck norris, their heads explode when they try.

No one can imitate Chuck except Chuck himself.

I think that even Chuck is getting tired of this.sleepy

Chuck cannot read methinks.

Originally posted by queeq
Chuck cannot read methinks.

You hope...flex

Dunno... It is a scary thought though... come to think of it.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I think that even Chuck is getting tired of this.sleepy