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Started by Soljer8 pages
He relies on the hammer, because most of his rivals are stronger than Superman too. If Superman came over to the MU, he'd be on par with Sasquatch, or someone like that.

Lulz, who said that?

Originally posted by King_Mungi
Lulz, who said that?

Poster on herochat. I believe he was being facetious, but regardless; it was pretty funny when I first read it.

Originally posted by carver9
1st thing I wrote to a wizard magazine and asked them about superman speed and they said that he moves nowhere the speed of light and they asked me to look at wizard #158 and it will tell his speed (everyone needs to buy that book if they want to know anything about superman). Now I dont agree with the speed but its nowhere even close to the speed of light. Now tell me how superman is going to beat juggernaut if juggernaut comes to the battle with his force field up.

I read issue 158 of Wizard Magazine, and there was nothing mentioned about Superman’s speed. 😐

Originally posted by Rorschach
I read issue 158 of Wizard Magazine, and there was nothing mentioned about Superman’s speed. 😐

shock

Originally posted by Raoul
shock

Carver lied. whimper

This quote is brilliant, especially out of context.....

Originally posted by manjaro
ewwwwww he didnt even pleat and even out his skirt before he sat down like a normal girl would....so that means its full fledged sweaty ass on leather......ewwww her couch is only protected by a thin layer of cotton underwear...

Some comments from Countdown 05:

"Darkseid dares all. Did you notice how empty your fridge was? If you'd been planning on having any more of that Moo Goo Gai Pan, think again."

Darkseid has been there for days, amusing himself by watching Gilmore Girls Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD.


LOL. Darkseid has sure seen better days. he looks damn cheezy. Page 3 he looks like he has a beer gut (must'ave dared to drink all Mary's ale) and his hand with that purple glow is a bit too close to his crotch ("I really enjoyed that issue of Cosmo, Mary, I think I'll take it back to Apokolipz with me".) Then page 5 the backside shot of ol'Dark-side he seems to have decided to try on some of Mary's clothes while lounging around her pad- he looks like he is wearing a skirt and knee socks (or soccer socks), and obviously that beer gut extends around to his fat backside from the way it's all hanging.

I don't know whether Mary is more shocked that he is in her living room, or that this great evil New God looks so engorged on BigMacs and taken up an interest in cross-dressing all of a sudden.

Kirby must be rolling in his grave.

Man if I had a monkey I wouldn't LET countdown suck its balls. I wouldn't want the thing to be stuck with the disappointment and disgust the series has left me with.

Originally posted by Rorschach
He meant the Marvel version.

Kallark

Gladiator the Marvel Version predates Superman? ummmmm are you sure?

Originally posted by Blight
Gladiator the Marvel Version predates Superman? ummmmm are you sure?

Hey, don't question my Superman knowledge. I know what I'm talking about. crackers

People think Gladiator ie. Kallark (1977) came out before Superman (1938)?

Originally posted by Sado22
phantom, i'm flaming you. did you know that? 😄
Originally posted by Badabing
Warned for flaming.

hysterical

Originally posted by Master-Borg
in the cartoon, didn't he get take down from like one direct hit by a sentinel...or was that morph? my memory is a bit shaky

also, midnighter is by far the fastest, then Spiderman or deathstroke

Originally posted by Master-Borg
the show was very true to the comics...it was as good as canon, in fact the show was better than most xmen comics as it portrayed the characters very well

Originally posted by Master-Borg
frankly, I take that show over most of the comics

they portrayed every character perfectly...Wolverine was done very well (good voice acting)

hahahahahahaha nice I was just gunna do this

Originally posted by Jeph Loeb
Wolverine tries to stab Superman with his claws, claws bend, ouch. Then Superman either (a) freezes him with his arctic breath and shatters him or (b) heck, let’s just go with Superman blasts all the skin off of Wolverine with his heat vision and leaves a bag of adamantium bones. Kinda like the Sentinels did in ‘Days of Future Past.’ Who wants to play next?”

😖hifty:

[i]Originally posted by Jeph Loeb
Wolverine tries to stab Superman with his claws, claws bend, ouch. Then Superman either (a) freezes him with his arctic breath and shatters him or (b) heck, let’s just go with Superman blasts all the skin off of Wolverine with his heat vision and leaves a bag of adamantium bones. Kinda like the Sentinels did in ‘Days of Future Past.’ Who wants to play next?” [/B]

lol 😆 😂

Originally posted by Rorschach

haermm

Good voice acting>comics

Originally posted by carver9
Wolverine, remember, he is the most dangerous man on the planet due to his adamantium claws. Those words came from marvels own mouth.
Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist

ugh.

though it was dumb of him at least it was not made up lol, marvel has said similar things like that.

and it still not as bad as some of the other posts ont his very page lol