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Originally posted by OneDumbG0
What are you blabbing about? Are you seriously trying to convince us that Ennis' 'Confederacy Of Dunces' story arc isn't canon? Let me give you a piece of advice, stick to your other arguments, ok? You sound like a Darkseid fanboy who argues that Superman/Batman isn't canonical because Darkseid gets beaten up and it isn't really mentioned in other titles. Please.
Yes I am saying that there could be a good chance it is not cannon. There was an article about the issue a few weeks after it came out. I never read it, but from what I was told it pretty much said it was a dream sequence or some shit.
There also the fact that in Wolverine 186 it states there last fight ended with punisher rolling a steam roller on top of Wolverine. And the fight we are discussing happen after the encounter were Logan got run over with a steam roller……….so clearly marvel is ignoreing that shitty ass arc.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
How does one opponent beat another opponent who is physically their superior in every concievable way? It's called 1 hour prep time, you nincompoop. You ever read a single Batman comic? I mean, that's pretty much EVERY single fight he's ever been in. Can I ask a question?Would your head explode if you were to read a Batman vs. Superman fight? If I posted scans of their fights and show you how prep works, would you stab out your eyes with a fork?
Oh I know what Prep is, but here the thing, Punisher is not Batman. Punisher is not nearly as skilled with prep as Batman. Punisher does not have close to the equipment or technology that Batman possesses. Punisher is not close to Batmans level of intellect.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
The amount of tunnel vision you have when it comes to these vs fights is ridiculous. You must uncontrollably vomit whenever you see Wolverine get beat by ANYONE. You incessantly harp on about his physical superiority during some fights. Then when an opponent is physically superior, you harp on about his fighting prowess.
Really no need for that, nor do I care if Logan is defeated, but I do care when people try and uses PIS events as evidence.
No I tell it how it is. Logan physically Punishers superior and is beyond punisher in fighting skills. He also beyond punisher in experience and military training. Wolverines also beyond Punisher abilities to take out any majority even with an hour prep.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
For crap's sake, Wolverine is not god.
Nor did I say he was.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Do you involuntarily throw up when you read comics with Wolverine these days?
No need for that
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Remember when Molly Hayes bitchslapped him in 'Runaways?'
Seeing as how the event took place of panel I am gunna say no to that. Logan was trying to calm her down and the next thing we see of him he lands in the snow. Not sure how that is suppose to be down grading to wolverine. I mean they weren’t fighting and it was clearly implied he was sucker punch. So were the bad thing about that? Molly super humanly strong and Logan was fine.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Or how he got punked by Spiderwoman the first time they met in 'New Avengers?'
No sure how this helps your argument.
Also if you’re going to use an event please explain it accurately. Logan had been in a plane crash then fought an army of super power lizards, then was chased for 6 hours straight prior to the Spider Woman event. Also He even stated he could not recognize there smell and he was trying to figure out who she was. He got blasted in the face and stabbed in the neck. Logan then throws her off him and jumped on her and likely would have stabbed her if not for Luke cage. That’s far from punked since if it had gone on she likely would have died even in his weaken state.
Not to mention the writer only had that event happen to make Spider Woman look bad ass. As he stated in an interview.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Or the second time he tried tussling with Spiderwoman?
You mean 3rd. He fought her in his own series during the early 90’s and defeated her even when she possessed a sword that amp her power and skill.
Also if you recall he had been in an awful plane crash that KO Luke cage……..he was far from 100 percent. He also simply tried to stop her from taking the skrull and did not even pull his claws. She then used her venom stinger full power.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Or when Gorgon made him his b1tch, twice?
You referring to the stab behind his back?
As for there fight, Logan held his own in there last encounter. Though gorgon did due superior. Gorgon was a beast and that far from a bad thing. Gorgon was dead and had a healing factor, super strength, moved at speed of thought,stone stare,TP,superhuman stamina, agility, reflex. Master ninja and MA. The guy was not push over.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Or how Namor schooled him?
You mean when namor ran to the water. Logan hit the switch to the force field and namor went through the ground and slamed Logan to the ground? Logan was still able to talk and was calling Namor names?
Or were you referring to there 3 other fight in which Logan one 2 of them and tied the other.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Or how Cap knocks the crap out of him in flashbacks?
Yes and? Logan shad no weapon. Capt was arm. Logan stated his heart was not in it. Capt was pissed and going full on. Logan was trying to save capt nor hurt him.
So another rather stupid example.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Or how a single gunshot through the eye put him down?
That bounced around inside his skull……..by a high power sniper rifle while logan was fighting some one else……..
Logan has also been eaten, blown up twice and was still able to fight…….so.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Or how Deadpool is making an utter fool of him right now? Or-
……..Logan stomped him any time they fought one another. DP had to rely on items and even still he not winning.
Also what was the point of those examples? None of which have to do with punisher. Nor does punisher have the abilities people do or the scenario.
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Originally posted by OneDumbG0
For the record... I wasn't trying to kill him. So no way can I be charged with first degree murder with intent. Someone get me Johnny Cochran! I plead the Fifth!Punisher with 1hr prep 6/10, at least.
Again were do you come to this conclusion?
With punisher current inventory and time restraint he won’t be able to get the traps or fire power to win this…….
He also fighting a person who has more military knowledge then he and experience, as well as greater training……..
Not to mention the fact wolverine will know were he is.