Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
They're both working in a pizza place. Namor makes the pizzas while Storm's a cashier. They both wear uniforms consisting of khaki pants and an orange shirt with red vertical stripes and the place is owned by an old Italian man who's too ill to work there himself.Storm has a handful of spaghetti and is wearing an over-sized foam cowboy hat. Namor has rubber bands around his first and third fingers on his left hand and a pizza cutter in his right and has a mouth full of grated Parmesan cheese. A normal wheel cutter, not the big blade deal they have at some places. They both have Lirpas super-glued to their free hand.
The kitchen area is standard for a pizza place except in the freezer is Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple who is creating a vortex, both gravitationally and through conventional suction, into an infinitely vast pocket dimension inside his mouth where everything is aged a thousand years a second. This vortex is strong enough to tear apart anything that should block it and the freezer door is jammed open with a human femur.
There are 11 adults in the establishment and 7 kids, but they're all zombies, and the sprinkler system is constantly on. Both of them are wearing magically invincible ski-boots attached to the same set of magically invincible skis except they are facing each other, not like a tandem bike or something. Also, the enchantment is nullified by Olmec's mouth vortex, if they get caught.
The entire thing is mounted upside down so when they start, everything crashes to the floor, which is done up like the ceiling. So they'll probably fall through the fake floor/ceiling tiles before Olmec opens his mouth and that starts pulling them in.
And finally, both of them have their shins broken before the fight and they both have rabies.
I challenge you!
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It would be a lethal weapon but she was more than willing to flood her teammates with it, with Beast looking on and approving, so I guess it's a-okay in the Marvel universe.
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