Yoda versus Dumbledore (the Force versus Hogwarts magic)

Started by KuRuPT Thanosi48 pages

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Yes I have seen the movies and I do not remember seeing yoda use physical punches and kick and if I recall he needs a cane to maintain basic mobility so with that I have a hard time believing he is physically strong

Being physically strong and being strong in the force are two different things
I'm starting to think you have never watched the movies sir

That IS what the force does it empowers your physical attributes. hence how OBI was able to jump an incredible distance in the air to resume the fight with Maul and QGJ. It's how Anakin is able to fly using far greater than human perception and reflexes while chasing down the assassin. Same with him flying through the air. Same with Kenobi dealing with The General physically at one point. Don't you see... you reference Yoda using a cane to show how weak and frail he is... then neglect to actually use critical thinking when you see him flipping around all over the place with FAR better than human agility in his fight with Dooku and Sids. How could he flip around and jump around WHILE dodging saber strikes IF HE NEEDS A CANE? Think about it... you'll come to it eventually. The FORCE CAN PHYSICALLY EMPOWER YOU TO GREATER THAN YOU WOULD BE CAPABLE OF OTHERWISE. How this alludes you is mindboggling.

No non-Force user could fall several hundred feet onto a speedercar and survive. Both Anakin and Obi-Wan did this within minutes of each other. And when Anakin did it, he got snatched along with the speeder after impacting full force. It should have ripped his arms off and crushed all his bones from the fall, but he was fine.

no but Yoda uses a cane don't you see?

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Put a bullet up against a jedi the jedi won't last

Love how that's all you have to say

I mean, ignoring the fact that Jedi could react to anything short of a railgun shell and their lightsabers would just melt the bullet altogether

I mean, it's not as if SW has projectile weapons, like slugthrowers and mass driver cannons

Ok you know what Dumbledore turns YODA into a pigeon and dumbledore then uses incendio

Ok battle over yoda can't dodge that given that he took dookus force attacks head on and didn't do anything when he had plenty of notice to block sidious Lightning either of those results would be a dumbledore win

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Ok you know what Dumbledore turns YODA into a pigeon and dumbledore then uses incendio

Ok you know what? Yoda uses his massively superior speed to put Dumbledore in a TK hold and slam him around until he breaks. /thread

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Ok you know what Dumbledore turns YODA into a pigeon and dumbledore then uses incendio

Supposed to be before or after Yoda speedblitzed and force crushes Dumbles to a walnut?

Ok battle over

Not really up to you to declare that

yoda can't dodge that given that he took dookus force attacks head on

Why are you implying that taking Dooku's attacks (even though he, you know, stopped them casually) is some kind of low end showing?

didn't do anything when he had plenty of notice to block sidious Lightning either of those results would be a dumbledore win

Sidious and Windu fought so fast that Anakin (who evenly matched Obi-Wan) could only see dozens of faint lightsaber blades every second (or whatever time unit would be appropriate to apply for someone like him). This isn't a low showing either

he had plenty of notice

Oh **** me, quanchi is that you?

Why don't you post in the EU forum Stealth?

I have posted there from time to time, though my EU knowledge isn't quite as expansive as I feel it should be

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Supposed to be before or after Yoda speedblitzed and force crushes Dumbles to a walnut?

Not really up to you to declare that

Why are you implying that taking Dooku's attacks (even though he, you know, stopped them casually) is some kind of low end showing?

Sidious and Windu fought so fast that Anakin (who evenly matched Obi-Wan) could only see dozens of faint lightsaber blades every second (or whatever time unit would be appropriate to apply for someone like him). This isn't a low showing either

Did you not see the movie ROTS yoda had several minutes to dodge or counter if he can't do that against sidious imagine how he is going to do up against a spell that you can't even see and that you can't block let me tell you poorly

Oh **** me, quanchi is that you?

Yoda could also move that fast so that actually is a "low showing "

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Yoda could also move that fast so that actually is a "low showing "

You didn't answer... If Yoda is frail and old and needs a cane.. how was he able to flip around... throw strikes while dodging and blocking strikes with FAR FAR better than even peak human agility?

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
You didn't answer... If Yoda is frail and old and needs a cane.. how was he able to flip around... throw strikes while dodging and blocking strikes with FAR FAR better than even peak human agility?

Force augmentation but u didn't answer my question either what is YODA going to do when dd pulls a transfiguration spell

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Force augmentation but u didn't answer my question either what is YODA going to do when dd pulls a transfiguration spell

You didn't answer the question of how will Dumbledore do anything when Yoda who is infinitely faster tosses him about with the Force like a ragdoll?

Yoda's immune to magic anyways.

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Force augmentation but u didn't answer my question either what is YODA going to do when dd pulls a transfiguration spell

So you believe he can augment his speed with the force but not his strength? When we clearly see he can augment is strength to accomplish tasks well beyond human capabilities

Originally posted by StealthRanger

Oh **** me, quanchi is that you?

Funniest shit I ever read. 😆

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
So you believe he can augment his speed with the force but not his strength? When we clearly see he can augment is strength to accomplish tasks well beyond human capabilities

I'm not saying he can't augment his physical strength but the in the only person I. The movies he went up against that were opponents not sparring partners were Dooku and sidious and the only person he was able to physically overpower in a way was DOOKU but he has a form weak against power attacks however sidious could take it so I don't believe him to have that much physical strenght and still u didn't answer my question

Originally posted by Robtard
Yoda's immune to magic anyways.

Not Dumbledore Magic