Yoda versus Dumbledore (the Force versus Hogwarts magic)

Started by Rogue Jedi48 pages

Yeah, I am the petulant one. 👆 Lets go with that.

The problem with magic is that it isn't instantaneous. Dumbledore has to wave his wand and say an incantation. There are spells that don't need to be said, nor need a wand to be cast, yet most magic turns into some physical manifestation, a colorful beam of sorts, that then flies at the enemy and then it affects them.

The force, on the other hand, is instant. The user simply thinks it in there mind, and it happens. It's also invisible, and not physical. You can't detect it, you can't outrun it, and you can't dodge it.

Whereas Dumbledore has to think of what spell he wants to use, cast it, then hope it hits. Due tot he fact that Yoda has precognition... he can most likely dodge most of Dumbledore's attacks. We have seen people dodge magic attacks and use statues as shields and such to take the hit for them, Yoda with his insane speed, size, and with the force telling him what's going to happen a second before it happens he should be able to fend off most of Dumbledor's attacks.

On the other hand... what spell can Dumbledore use that will allow him to keep Yoda from simply looking at him... thus snapping his neck with the force? Dumbledore can't see the attack coming, he has no precognition to tell him what's going to happen, it's invisible and it's everywhere.

Having a billion uber powerful attacks won't help you if you can't cast any of them before you're dead.

Yoda wins via force speed blitz. Dumbledore's no slouch, but I just can't see him being able to even get anything off before half the bones in his body are instantly crushed.

Actually, Dumbledore can do spells without incantations, at least he did in Order of the Phoenix.

But I agree, Yoda will be faster physically and faster in his attacks.

Also the 900 years DOES indeed make a differrence, any dolt can see that. Dunno why someone dismissed it earlier.

Well, I think whoever said that's point was that even with the 900 years, Dumbledore still has the edge in varietyand versatility of attacks, which is true.

Yoda's are ten times faster though.

Yodas powers arent exactly miniscule, man. Do some research on it.

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You're telling.. me to do some research on Yoda's powers?

My friend, I'm a Star Wars fanboy.

Yoda's powers are also vast, but he doesn't have possibly hundreds of different attacks that have hundreds of different effects and ranges like Dumbledore does. Yoda's best attacks consist mainly of using TK in a variety of ways. Tossing objects around, pushing people, crushing things etc.

I was actually referring to those who call us fanboys, THEY should do the research, may bad. 😂

Remember that link I posted in the luke vs. Neo thread, with all of the force powers? IGNORED.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dumbles spells at Yoda, Yoda ducks, rolls, lands under Dumbles, and treats his sac like a speedbag.

What if it's a death spell, can Yoda duck and roll that shit?

Edit: Concerning your "900 years old", didn't he die of old age at around 900? So not sure if being that ancient is a plus for Yoda, as it shows he's well into old age. Maybe if he was a few centuries younger.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was actually referring to those who call us fanboys, THEY should do the research, may bad. 😂

Remember that link I posted in the luke vs. Neo thread, with all of the force powers? IGNORED.

Excuse me? I grew up on Star Wars, buddy. I know plenty about Force powers.

Your attitude towards this is absolutely childish, though.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Excuse me? I grew up on Star Wars, buddy. I know plenty about Force powers.

Your attitude towards this is absolutely childish, though.

Bullshit. You and I were laughing and shit, I make a post about Yoda treating Dumbles sac like a speedbag, which was a JOKE, btw, someone bashes me for it, and you join the mob with the flaming torches. Way to fall in line like a good little soldier.

Originally posted by Robtard
What if it's a death spell, can Yoda duck and roll that shit?

Edit: Concerning your "900 years old", didn't he die of old age at around 900? So not sure if being that ancient is a plus for Yoda, as it shows he's well into old age. Maybe if he was a few centuries younger.

Hey, maybe he CAN duck and roll that shit, maybe he CAN block it, who knows?

And are you seriously giving me crap about maybe being off a century on his age?

For the record, here are SOME of the powers Yoda has access to:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Force_powers

And the same for Dumbledore: (this is all I could find, feel free to post a better one)

http://www.harrypotter.ca/characters/albus-dumbledore-01.php

and another:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albus_Dumbledore

Hmm.....Doesnt say anything about Dumbledore having precog abilities......SO.....Yoda, knowing what Dumbledore is gonna do BEFORE he does it, along with the fact that he is faster physically and in his attack speed.....well, do the math. This is not fanboy talk, this is just how it is.

I very much doubt Dumbledore would even want to fight Yoda; the guy seems more of a lover than a fighter. Therefore, probably the most likely result of a Dumbledore/Yoda confrontation would involve a tub of vaseline and some mood lighting. Nakedness would also most definitely ensue.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I very much doubt Dumbledore would even want to fight Yoda; the guy seems more of a lover than a fighter. Therefore, probably the most likely result of a Dumbledore/Yoda confrontation would involve a tub of vaseline and some mood lighting. Nakedness would also most definitely ensue.
DUDE... crylaugh

I may be wrong here, but didn't most Jedi get mowed down by an average of 5-10 Clonewarriors.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I may be wrong here, but didn't most Jedi get mowed down by an average of 5-10 Clonewarriors.
and how would Dumbles fare against 10 clone troopers, all concentrating their fire on him? He wouldnt last two seconds.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and how would Dumbles fare against 10 clone troopers, all concentrating their fire on him? He wouldnt last two seconds.

Maybe.

I think the problem is mostly that you think Yoda could beat Dumbledore and Neo with his little toe, then jump up to heaven and rape God and Jesus with his lightsabre.

Jedi are very powerful, but they have limits as well.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe.

I think the problem is mostly that you think Yoda could beat Dumbledore and Neo with his little toe, then jump up to heaven and rape God and Jesus with his lightsabre.

Jedi are very powerful, but they have limits as well.


Hey, I am just looking at their available powers and being open sbout it. You tell me how Dumbles can counter a force hold or a force choke, or how he is gonna fight while his heart is being crushed.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I may be wrong here, but didn't most Jedi get mowed down by an average of 5-10 Clonewarriors.

You're correct.

Yoda isn't most Jedi though. 😐

And if you take into consideration the context under which said Jedi were mostly mowed down... it doesn't make them look that bad.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bullshit. You and I were laughing and shit, I make a post about Yoda treating Dumbles sac like a speedbag, which was a JOKE, btw, someone bashes me for it, and you join the mob with the flaming torches. Way to fall in line like a good little soldier.
Way to try to divert attention from what I actually said. Distractions rule.

For the record, I always thought you were being childish. I usually just keep it to myself.