Let's all kill Tired Hiker.

Started by Council#134 pages

Let us all look at the situation carefully. TH is hiking. He's tired. Do we REALLY need all of us to kill him? I mean, one person with a board with a nail in it should be enough. I nominate you, Kelly_Bean. 😛 The rest of you can make me some lemonade. No the pee-kind.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
LOL I like that icon.
And yes, that was seeing as I am a female. hanuts

You ARE? Should we hit it then?

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Moosey gets confused from time to time

No I don't? Do I? 😕 Who the hell are you?

WHERE AM I? 😠

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Moosey gets confused from time to time

He needs to stop tuckin' his weiner in and looking in the mirror, that might help with the confusion.
Originally posted by Council#13
Let us all look at the situation carefully. TH is hiking. He's tired. Do we REALLY need all of us to kill him? I mean, one person with a board with a nail in it should be enough. I nominate you, Kelly_Bean. 😛 The rest of you can make me some lemonade. No the pee-kind.

Does that man ever stop hiking? You're so mean to me. cry.
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
You ARE? Should we hit it then?

No I don't? Do I? 😕 Who the hell are you?

WHERE AM I? 😠


hanuts Erm..sure.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
He needs to stop tuckin' his weiner in and looking in the mirror, that might help with the confusion.

hanuts Erm..sure.

I don't tuck, I drape it over my shoulder. 😎

Erm, sure???
So enthusiASTIC! I can hardly wait for this. 🙄

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I don't tuck, I drape it over my shoulder. 😎

Erm, sure???
So enthusiASTIC! I can hardly wait for this. 🙄


Ewwwww!

Hm..Well don't f*ckin' ask if you think you'll f*ckin' get a f*ckin' unenthusiastic answer, whore!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
hanuts New York or something? I dunno..

Awww you scream like a giiiiiirl, how cute...Oh and, I guess I'll have to kill you too since you swore to protect him.

You should know, you whore me out with your nasty private service.

your right i do WHORE you out thats because you give me half of your profits. like the song goes youll always be a dopemans *****

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean

Does that man ever stop hiking? You're so mean to me. cry.

I don't think he does. I hear he's actually a billy goat in disguise. Sorta like the goat from Stardust. *nods solemnly*

I'm sorry. You want some lemonade? touched

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ewwwww!

Hm..Well don't f*ckin' ask if you think you'll f*ckin' get a f*ckin' unenthusiastic answer, whore!

O--kay. 😑

Still wanna hit it?

Die.

is he dead yet?

I dee kay.

Still alive . . . thread fails. w00t

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Still alive . . . thread fails. w00t

That's coz I was defending you.... samurai007

Oh shit! *jumps behind Hiker* Someone's coming!!! 😱

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
That's coz I was defending you.... samurai007

Oh shit! *jumps behind Hiker* Someone's coming!!! 😱

Don't worry, my huge squirrel balls with protect us!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Don't worry, my huge squirrel balls with protect us!

😆 hysterical

Yes, thank God you've been storing those nuts for just this occasion.

And thank god I haven't had sex for like eight years! 🤘

So thats why they are so big!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
And thank god I haven't had sex for like eight years! 🤘

Is THAT what the problem is.

Sumbitch. I placed $50 on the "Why does Hiker have such big balls?" on Elephantitus.

You lost!!

Actually, I'm really just a set of balls. The squirrel part is the abnormality. 😐