Let's all kill Tired Hiker.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Actually, I'm really just a set of balls. The squirrel part is the abmormality. 😐

Fascinating. A self contained oragasm machine with a mutated squirrel body.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You'd better say that. You're gonna get spanked with a paddle for being a meany head.

kelly do kmc a favor put on some underwear and close your legs just because you idolize britneys vagina dosent mean you need to gain weight and show off your tourted beaver. where the hells p.i.t.a cause kelly's beaver has been tourtered to the point making michael vicks dog fighting case look pg

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Fascinating. A self contained oragasm machine with a mutated squirrel body.

Originally posted by P23
kelly do kmc a favor put on some underwear and close your legs just because you idolize britneys vagina dosent mean you need to gain weight and show off your tourted beaver. where the hells p.i.t.a cause kelly's beaver has been tourtered to the point making michael vicks dog fighting case look pg

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Precisely the case. Let's dissect it, inject it with chemicals, and store it in a lab! Wait, that's me I'm talking about . . . .*runs*

I like you man, but, not that much. I just wanted to hang out and maybe catch the game or sumpthin.... 😕

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I like you man, but, not that much. I just wanted to hang out and maybe catch the game or sumpthin.... 😕

Promise you won't touch them? 😕

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Promise you won't touch them? 😕

I won't even look man, scouts honour.

Oh, c'mon. Just a glance?

peek

Nope, not a glance.

Just maybe graze them with your pinky finger? C'mon, I know you wanna. banan2

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Just maybe graze them with your pinky finger? C'mon, I know you wanna. banan2

No...no. As tempting as it might be, I won't put a strain on our friendship. I respect you FAR too much.

Originally posted by P23
your right i do WHORE you out thats because you give me half of your profits. like the song goes youll always be a dopemans *****

Originally posted by Council#13
I don't think he does. I hear he's actually a billy goat in disguise. Sorta like the goat from Stardust. *nods solemnly*

I'm sorry. You want some lemonade? touched

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
O--kay. 😑

Still wanna hit it?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Don't worry, my huge squirrel balls with protect us!