Stupid questions I hear in the hotel business....

Here are some of the dumb questions guests ask me:

1. Where is your elevator? *they ask this while standing right in front of the elevator, that has a huge "ELEVATOR" sign on it.

2. check out is at noon? WTF? Its midnight now, cant I stay 24 hours?

3. Do you rent by the hour?

4. I only am staying half a day, cant I pay for just half a day?

5. do you rent rooms here?

6. where do the hookers hang out at?

7. How do I get to this address? *gives me an address I have never heard of*

8. what do you mean if I need towels I have to come and get them myself?

9. I need a key for my room, and I dont carry ID....I swear its me.

10. why do you lock the doors at midnight?

Do you rent by the hour? biscuits

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Do you rent by the hour? biscuits

lol2 People can be stupid.

haermm

Do you have continental breakfast in the morning?

😂

Originally posted by Ax3l
Do you have continental breakfast in the morning?

*wakes up in the morning and walks to the lounge*

WOAH! Look at all that food! Is it free?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yes, and thats actually a good question to ask.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Is it free?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yup, and its sizable. some hotels charge for it. some charge for net and parking, wtf?

Originally posted by Ax3l
I prefer the Hampton.

at what hotel ar being asked if rooms are rented by the hour

the one I work at.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
the one I work at.

too late.

rofl

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Here are some of the dumb questions guests ask me:

And this is at the brothel? 😄

I get idiots asking me all the time 'Where are the straws' when they are three feet away. 🙄
****ing idiots.

sometimes on the weekends it looks like a brothel.