Stupid questions I hear in the hotel business....

Started by BackFire3 pages

I see nothing wrong with question number 6.

of course you dont, its only that I have no idea where.

Well, that's your fault, no theirs.

Put out that extra bit of effort for your customers (that is, perform sexual acts on them).

Originally posted by BackFire
Well, that's your fault, no theirs.

Put out that extra bit of effort for your customers (that is, perform sexual acts on them).

I only do that for you, and you said you'd keep it quiet. 😮

I say a lot of things.

I just tell them to head over towards Acres Homes, ho central down there. Its like Old Town.

Good.

*takes notes*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sometimes on the weekends it looks like a brothel.

Macca's looks like one of weekends, too, what with all the bogans who traipse through the doors...

I just talked to a hooker.

Was she hot?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just talked to a hooker.

Are you sure you just talked? 😛

Hook me up, bro.

How much was she?

Originally posted by BackFire
Hook me up, bro.

How much was she?

for me or her regular Johns?

Both?

Originally posted by BackFire
Both?
like 400 for her regulars, free for me if I ever want it. but I dont want it.

Gay.

Originally posted by BackFire
Gay.
well, I am with someone right now, and exqweeze me for being loyal. 😛 also, I dont know where the hooker has been, man. 😕

i've had:

"My TV doesnt work!" When it actually works; all it needs is to turn it on. Some think the remote does the job single handedly.

"Can i get a drink from the bar @ 03.00?" when the bar closes at 01.00

"Do you have beer from the tap?"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, I am with someone right now, and exqweeze me for being loyal. 😛 also, I dont know where the hooker has been, man. 😕

LOL and awesome that you are cool like that.