The Incredible Hulk

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Originally posted by Robtard
Bravo. You sir, are the new Orson Wells.

Edit: I think you found your niche, pseudo-mockumentaries.

Naw, my niche is vaginal massage. Pseudo-mockumentaries are just a way to kill time before I go to church.

😂

This film will make the fanboys cream when Hulk says:

"PUNY HUMANS! HULK SMASH!"

Such as in other cases:

"I'M THE JUGGERNAUT B*TCH"

"IT'S CLOBBERING TIME"

"Go get'em Tiger!"

"Bub"

Oh, well..

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
This film will make the fanboys cream when Hulk says:

"PUNY HUMANS! HULK SMASH!"

Such as in other cases:

"I'M THE JUGGERNAUT B*TCH"

"IT'S CLOBBERING TIME"

"Go get'em Tiger!"

"Bub"

Oh, well..

So Batman saying the catch-line "I'm Batman" was just for the fanboys?

Originally posted by Robtard
So Batman saying the catch-line "I'm Batman" was just for the fanboys?

Yep....and Up, up and away....

You do realize that despite the less comicbook-feel some newer superhero movies have, they're still superhero movies at the core? Therefore, some cheddar is required and expected.

Originally posted by Robtard
You do realize that despite the less comicbook-feel some newer superhero movies have, they're still superhero movies at the core? Therefore, some cheddar is required and expected.

But it's not require, and there are times in which it's just not necessary...but there isn't nothing wrong with it anyways....just that it gets annoying when the fanboys start cheering and appluding like if some great line was said.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
But it's not require, and there are times in which it's just not necessary...but there isn't nothing wrong with it anyways....just that it gets annoying when the fanboys start cheering and appluding like if some great line was said.

I can agree with that, I hate over-eager movie crowds. I lost in during LOTR Two Towers, there was a group of about 15 young-teen girls a few rows ahead of me, who cheered and clapped loudly at every single (no lie) catch-line, it got so bad, several other groups of people (adults too) starting joining in with them, it was like a sickness.

About a 1/3 of the way into the film, I finally lost it and yelled at the top of my lungs, "SHUT THE **** UP, YOU'RE ALL CLAPPING LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDS AT THE CIRCUS AND I CAN"T HEAR A ****ING THING, ASSHOLES!" Oddly, the movie was normal and enjoyabe after that.

Originally posted by Robtard
I can agree with that, I hate over-eager movie crowds. I lost in during LOTR Two Towers, there was a group of about 15 young-teen girls a few rows ahead of me, who cheered and clapped loudly at every single (no lie) catch-line, it got so bad, several other groups of people (adults too) starting joining in with them, it was like a sickness.

About a 1/3 of the way into the film, I finally lost it and yelled at the top of my lungs, "SHUT THE **** UP, YOU'RE ALL CLAPPING LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDS AT THE CIRCUS AND I CAN"T HEAR A ****ING THING, ASSHOLES!" Oddly, the movie was normal and enjoyabe after that.

You do make me laugh sometimes. 😂

Juggernaut's one isn't his catchphrase, by the way.

I never found Hulk's catchphrase to be that exciting.

-AC

What would your catchphrase be, AC, if you were in a super hero movie?

"Not in the face!" - AC

Nah, it would be two catchphrases and a kidney quote.

-AC

“This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone” Will that do, pig?

Haven't a clue why I thought of this right now, but do people in your silly Island write little grout-phrases in the grout between the tiles of public toilets?

e.g. "Grouter Space", "Three strikes, you're grout.", Groutcho Marx", "To grout or not to grout, that is the question."

What the shitting hell are you on about?

-AC

crylaugh

I love you, AC. That made my night.

Originally posted by Robtard
I can agree with that, I hate over-eager movie crowds. I lost in during LOTR Two Towers, there was a group of about 15 young-teen girls a few rows ahead of me, who cheered and clapped loudly at every single (no lie) catch-line, it got so bad, several other groups of people (adults too) starting joining in with them, it was like a sickness.

About a 1/3 of the way into the film, I finally lost it and yelled at the top of my lungs, "SHUT THE **** UP, YOU'RE ALL CLAPPING LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDS AT THE CIRCUS AND I CAN"T HEAR A ****ING THING, ASSHOLES!" Oddly, the movie was normal and enjoyabe after that.

That was nothing compare to the SW fanboys swinging their glow in the dark plastic lightsabers during Episode III.

Trust me...I was there.

I was one of those dorks.. in both situations 😮

I was clapping and stuff when I watched Return of the King.. but everyone was clapping, so eh. I Was also one of those lightsaber swinging super nerds at the midnight showing of Rots. Me and my friend actually got escorted out of the theatre because we were "dueling" down the stairs and people were clapping and video taping us. It got even more epic when some dude in a Darth Maul costume jumped in with a red lightsaber. Security had to come in and escort us out, take our lightsabers, and let us back in 😂

That was some fun shit.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
What the shitting hell are you on about?

-AC

Grout, can't you ****ing read, grout. The "shitting" was appropriate though, as it is bathroom tile.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I was one of those dorks.. in both situations 😮

I was clapping and stuff when I watched Return of the King.. but everyone was clapping, so eh. I Was also one of those lightsaber swinging super nerds at the midnight showing of Rots. Me and my friend actually got escorted out of the theatre because we were "dueling" down the stairs and people were clapping and video taping us. It got even more epic when some dude in a Darth Maul costume jumped in with a red lightsaber. Security had to come in and escort us out, take our lightsabers, and let us back in 😂

That was some fun shit.

You could poke someone eye out with those things. 😛