Have you ever crapped your pants?

Is it a full on poo like u would do on the toilet. Or maybe you were really relaxed one day and farted and lil bit came out. would that be considered shi**ing yourself? I mean the poo did come out but it was like Shart (sh*t/fart)really. Anyway I sharted since i was a small child. lol1

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Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I mean literally..has anyone crapped their pants since childhood and if so, share!? LOL.

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Sadly, yes.

I was trying to push out a fart about 3 weeks ago, and a "squishy" came out instead.

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Originally posted by BobbyD
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Sadly, yes.

I was trying to push out a fart about 3 weeks ago, and a "squishy" came out instead.

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This person knows what i'm talking about cheers

this thread reminds me of my days spent working in a nursing home

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Originally posted by Röland
K.

Bend over. sly

Originally posted by Selphie
I haven't since I was a kid. But I should sometime, that'd be so funny biscuits

Originally posted by BobbyD
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Sadly, yes.

I was trying to push out a fart about 3 weeks ago, and a "squishy" came out instead.

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Originally posted by Wålshy

Originally posted by Ax3l
Yes

my son does everyday, he is 2 though. 😘

I didn't shit my pants, but once I got really ****ing wasted. It was crazy, I don't remember much, but from what I've been told my then girlfriend took of my pants and let me sleep in her bed. She slept on the couch I guess. Anyways, the next morning I ****ing wake up and there's a crazy smell and when I look down under the sheets I see I ****ing crapped them. So I was like "****, got to take the sheets of and hide that shit" anyways I took them off and wanted to sneak out the house, but her parents where sitting at the breakfast table and saw me. So I had to say morning, and her mom saw the sheets, so I said "yeah, I used them so I think I should clean them" and she was like "don't bother" and grabbed them, but I couldn't let her have them cause they were full of crap. Anyways we were fighting over them and then she pulled them out of my hand and the poop shot all over the breakfast table. It was ****ing gross. Yeah...so what's new with you guys?

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I would have died of embarasment

Originally posted by Strangelove

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
my son does everyday, he is 2 though. 😘

Originally posted by Bardock42
I didn't shit my pants, but once I got really ****ing wasted. It was crazy, I don't remember much, but from what I've been told my then girlfriend took of my pants and let me sleep in her bed. She slept on the couch I guess. Anyways, the next morning I ****ing wake up and there's a crazy smell and when I look down under the sheets I see I ****ing crapped them. So I was like "****, got to take the sheets of and hide that shit" anyways I took them off and wanted to sneak out the house, but her parents where sitting at the breakfast table and saw me. So I had to say morning, and her mom saw the sheets, so I said "yeah, I used them so I think I should clean them" and she was like "don't bother" and grabbed them, but I couldn't let her have them cause they were full of crap. Anyways we were fighting over them and then she pulled them out of my hand and the poop shot all over the breakfast table. It was ****ing gross. Yeah...so what's new with you guys?

yup I do he is gorgous

Awww, congratties.

thank you

Originally posted by Bardock42
I didn't shit my pants, but once I got really ****ing wasted. It was crazy, I don't remember much, but from what I've been told my then girlfriend took of my pants and let me sleep in her bed. She slept on the couch I guess. Anyways, the next morning I ****ing wake up and there's a crazy smell and when I look down under the sheets I see I ****ing crapped them. So I was like "****, got to take the sheets of and hide that shit" anyways I took them off and wanted to sneak out the house, but her parents where sitting at the breakfast table and saw me. So I had to say morning, and her mom saw the sheets, so I said "yeah, I used them so I think I should clean them" and she was like "don't bother" and grabbed them, but I couldn't let her have them cause they were full of crap. Anyways we were fighting over them and then she pulled them out of my hand and the poop shot all over the breakfast table. It was ****ing gross. Yeah...so what's new with you guys?

Are you for reals? This story sounds familiar...

I was running while I crapped my pants in the third grade. I was running to the bathroom and I was laughing as I was crapping my pants, because I thought it was funny. This was while classes were still in session, so at one point I saw a bunch of students looking at me through the windows as I ran by laughing. They had no idea that they were looking at a third grader who was actually crapping his pants while he ran by laughing.

I had a screaming case of the shits about a month ago. You know when you have the booty flu, and you have to fart but you try to let it out without sharting?

I sharted myself. It was yucky.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
thank you

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was running while I crapped my pants in the third grade. I was running to the bathroom and I was laughing as I was crapping my pants, because I thought it was funny. This was while classes were still in session, so at one point I saw a bunch of students looking at me through the windows as I ran by laughing. They had no idea that they were looking at a third grader who was actually crapping his pants while he ran by laughing.