Have you ever crapped your pants?

Originally posted by Impediment
I had a screaming case of the shits about a month ago. You know when you have the booty flu, and you have to fart but you try to let it out without sharting?

I sharted myself. It was yucky.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Done it..especially when I had the stomach virus back a while ago (about 3-4 years ago). hanuts

Diarrhea is not all that bad. It makes for excellent lube for hot stinky buttsecks. flirt

I had a wet fart about a year ago after eating little ceasers crazy bread sticks.

My friend also ate some and shit himself that day as well.

I don't eat those anymore.

I have not, although I rekon I may have when I was a wee little bubby...

Originally posted by dadudemon
Diarrhea is not all that bad. It makes for excellent lube for hot stinky buttsecks. flirt

Originally posted by BackFire
I had a wet fart about a year ago after eating little ceasers crazy bread sticks.

My friend also ate some and shit himself that day as well.

I don't eat those anymore.

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
I have not, although I rekon I may have when I was a wee little bubby...

^ I do however admit to wetting the bed when I was about 14...

Eh, I've done that around 13 or 14 too, no biggie. xd2

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Eh, I've done that around 13 or 14 too, no biggie. xd2

Changing the sheets is the worst thing.

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
Changing the sheets is the worst thing.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
hanuts Yeah without your parents finding out and having something to freak out at you about.

Haha my parents found out once when I was about 14 and my mum got a bit peeved at me.
I had this dream, see, and it was really lifelike, and in the dream I got out of bed and went to the loo, and as soon as I started peeing, I woke up and realised I'd wet the bed.
Dreaming was just my body's way of letting me know I needed to pee but it failed to wake me up! 😆

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
Haha my parents found out once when I was about 14 and my mum got a bit peeved at me.
I had this dream, see, and it was really lifelike, and in the dream I got out of bed and went to the loo, and as soon as I started peeing, I woke up and realised I'd wet the bed.
Dreaming was just my body's way of letting me know I needed to pee but it failed to wake me up! 😆

Well, it's been a while but I do admit it. I leaned over to cut a loud one and out came the poopy. I think that happened when I was pregnant with maddie...LOTS of gas! 😂 I couldnt even sneeze or cough the last 2 months without peeing on myself. Quite embarrasing but its like having a 20 pound weight on your bladder 24/7.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Well, it's been a while but I do admit it. I leaned over to cut a loud one and out came the poopy. I think that happened when I was pregnant with maddie...LOTS of gas! 😂 I couldnt even sneeze or cough the last 2 months without peeing on myself. Quite embarrasing but its like having a 20 pound weight on your bladder 24/7.

Oh the pains of children making...

Yesterday.

😛

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Well, it's been a while but I do admit it. I leaned over to cut a loud one and out came the poopy. I think that happened when I was pregnant with maddie...LOTS of gas! 😂 I couldnt even sneeze or cough the last 2 months without peeing on myself. Quite embarrasing but its like having a 20 pound weight on your bladder 24/7.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Are you for reals? This story sounds familiar...

my nephew when he was younger used to crap in his bed cuz he was too lazy to get out of bed and go to the bathroom at night

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Well, it's been a while but I do admit it. I leaned over to cut a loud one and out came the poopy. I think that happened when I was pregnant with maddie...LOTS of gas! 😂 I couldnt even sneeze or cough the last 2 months without peeing on myself. Quite embarrasing but its like having a 20 pound weight on your bladder 24/7.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

*punches himself in the face*

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
my nephew when he was younger used to crap in his bed cuz he was too lazy to get out of bed and go to the bathroom at night

ya, he got in a lot of trouble for it